Dear Summoners, from Skarner

Dear Players of Skarner Hi my name is Skarner, I know you know that. I feel like I should write to you about what is happening. I use to be a champion in League of Legends that you can play in game. Times have changed and Riot didn't like how things were working out for me. I personally felt like I had a lot to offer, I could get tanky and stick to champions, I had a pretty good ult after some basic bug fixes. I could duel really well....well Riot you know they are a big company and they know better so stuff changes. They have explained it to me and it makes sense They want to make me a farmer! Not a farmer of minions or gold, but a farmer that tends these lovely crystals that are scattered throughout the map. They are shiny and I am arachnid so what do I know It takes a lot of work! So don't think that I am useless, but in order to have a good baseline of power you can expect me just to focus on the jungle, I mean my crystals. Can't do much else since my stun was removed from my passives and all of my damage was nerfed. They say this is apart of the Juggernaut upgrade, but compared to Daruis and Garen it is hard to see why crystal management is juggernaut-y Well if you need me I will be running back and forth in the jungle every 10 seconds to make sure that I deny the vision and gold that I am giving to the other team just by being myself. Yours until the next-next-next-next rework Skarner the Crystal Vanguard Farmer