I was playing Azir without my contacts in...

(BTW this is a vent post. Leave if you do not want to get your jimmies rustled)

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1870378540/48778565?tab=overview

So I was playing Azir without my contacts, and I get quite ahead scoring a lot of early kills on Vlad. Meanwhile Riven is getting rekted by an Eve mid, so I offer her top since Vlad was quite behind. I go mid and soon enough I hear "An ally has been slain" to see that she just died to Eve again.... despite pinging for the tenth time that she was missing.

Same thing then happens bot, I ping missing and even say "Eve is missing" in chat and whatcha know it "An enemy has been slain". This trend continues, and soon enough laning phase seems to be over. Seeing how she's fed being in a group would mean it'd be less likely for her to assassinate us, so I start trying to get us to group. 4 of us get to mid, VI being top then Riven starts to stray towards river annnnndddd "An enemy has been slain".

Then Thresh and Blitz (Weird bot lane I know) wonder off in look for Eve and "Double kill". Vi takes tower top, dying immediately after wards, and I'm just standing under turret wondering if they know what the word group even means. Eventually we do get into a group of five and right before the team fight starts, Blitz goes off into the bush near Blue sides raptors... and stands there while their team iniates killing us all, then dies later trying to kill Lulu.

This pattern continues with someone leaving, dying then the rest of us dying because of 4v5. And honestly this has been the most frustrating match that I have ever played. Why?

• We have the split pushing "Carry" Vi splitting top,

• the "I need damage" feeding Riven,

• a "I don't need a team" Blitz,

• another "I don't know how to build ADC Thresh" Thresh,

and the worse of all? I'm the asshole cussing in chat (Granted not cussing insults, things like "FKing group" or "Jesus Blitz stay with the FKing group".

TL;DR: I finished the most stereotypical game of my life, with everyone taking a role in their own sterotype, including myself.