We need Nerf Master Suck Town to return

Who is Nerf Master Suck Town?

Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have a cheap 2500 gold item that gives 80 in both resists and doubles your health." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, AD carries can't just kill everyone who isn't a tank in 3 auto attacks." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have an item that gives your entire team a 700 HP shield." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have an item that instantly kills the minion wave." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have top laners who just auto win the laning phase and give their opponent no chance to play against them." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have an item that gives you all your essential stats." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't have an item that negates an entire class who is supposed to counter you." Nerf Master Suck Town is the man who says, "No, you can't just let tanks perma CC whoever gets near them."

And you know what Nerf Master Suck Town would do? Of course you do. He'd nerf it. But most importantly, Nerf Master Suck Town would say, "You cannot just let a game become this far powercreeped out of control."

But who is Nerf Master Suck Town? He is Nerf Master Suck Town. Now, though too late, do we realize that we need someone to say, "No, you cannot do that."