PSA: The jungler is not immune to blame

Reformed Dunni·3/6/2016, 1:53:43 PM·150 votes·8,172 views

If you gank my lane when there's an huge minion wave at my tower and I don't follow up on your gank, it's your fault for not analyzing my lane before you gank.

If you gank at 40% hp or lower and die it's your fault.

If a lane is getting heavily pressured and ganked and all you do knowing that information is farm your jungle, not take objectives, gank other lanes, counter jungle, push out a lane, it's your fault.

If you over commit to a gank and the enemy already blew their summoners and you dive them then die it's your fault.

If you push the laners lane when they recall and or die causing your wave to go to their tower losing your laner exp. Only exception is pushing lane after a successful gank or holding a laners turret.

If you get an objective stolen from you as Nunu it's your fault.

180 Comments

xXTurdFergusonXx3/6/2016, 2:31:32 PM66 votes

As a jungle main, I fully support this post and have been guilty of all of those infractions at one point or another. However, a lot of people go a little too hard on the "blame the jungle" thing. I mostly play tanky CC junglers, but on occasion I'll play a game of Warwick or something. Had a bot lane feed 6 kills to the enemy before I even hit 6 and the only thing they could say was "Well WW didn't come help." Well, that's true, I didn't, but everyone knows that WW has shite lane presence pre-6. Anyway, If I'm guilty of the infractions YOU listed, fine. It's my fault. But take it easy on the flaming, laners. Best way to get 0 ganks is to tilt your jungler or flame him into being pissed off at you.

69469238DEL13/6/2016, 2:48:04 PM28 votes

Just don't complain to your jungler and get mad if you lose lane 1v1 without the enemy team ganking you. It isn't the junglers job to win your lane for you.

Mecha MaIphite3/6/2016, 2:56:17 PM10 votes

{quoted}

If you get an objective stolen from you as Nunu it's your fault.

[zombie-nunu-bummed]

macromite3/6/2016, 3:14:39 PM9 votes

if i gank your lane i don't care if the minions are in your ass you had best come help me. I swear to god, Just get OVER HERE. i can solo so long as they try to run, but if they turn i'm fucked.

If I'm ganking at 40% or lower that's because the enemy laner is even lower than that, and likely so are you, so when i came to put in the final blow, or to open one up to you, you probably ran away like a bitch. don't do that, if we both hit him we both survive.

if i'm not taking things, it's because you fucks are still pushing. I can't take anything safely alone if everyone is pushed and won't help me. in fact, if you're getting camped you shouldn't be dying more than once to it anyway. are you stupid or something?

if I dive, I don't care if we are diving their spawn pool you had better fucking follow up.

If you aren't in your lane I don't give a rats ass about you anymore, i can push for as long as i want, especially if I get it to the enemy tower because doing that kills the enemies gold. besides, are you retarded? you aren't going to be able to get any of the exp or gold from that wave anyway, You aren't there.

if i get an objective stolen, it happens to anyone, we aren't everywhere, and we can't take every objective on the fucking map at once, but more importantly, it probably got stolen because when i pinged for help 50 times no one fucking got off their lazy farming asses to do shit. like, if we catch an invader, They fucking die. but you are not helping with that apparently, too good for gold i see.

People who blame junglers are people that are stupid. even if the jungler is fucking retarded, if they gank, You had better be fucking nice.

Knoyle3/6/2016, 6:33:48 PM7 votes

I'm fine with all this. Just

Do not ask for a gank and then take your sweet time jumping in when I engage. Hell, it might work better if you engage first depending on the situation.
Don't go in my jungle and take my farm. Idgaf if you say you need blue. At least ask before you do that shit because If I'm playing a mana hungry jungler I'm going to need it and you need to play safe til I get there if you absolutely just can't survive without it.
Seriously, stop pushing if you want a gank so bad. I'm not diving a full hp Morgana.
It's not my fault the enemy jungler caught you. Especially if i threw a ward down for you. Don't expect them not to show up when you are literally right outside the enemy turret range.