I don't want you here, not when I'm winning, not when I'm losing
pls stop leaving my bot lanes to perpetually feed because the enemy jungler is power-ganking them twice every minute and they're getting dragons because you insist on coming to the one lane that's not getting murder fucked
i am enjoying my island lane and do not want you to fuck up my groove
unless it's riven or kayle then camp pls :^)
thx, ur top laner
redniwediS2 votesI was just going to say something along the lines of "but the jungler coming top can be nice anyway" but then I read the context of your post.
There's one thing every good top laner can do that makes them a top laner; they are self reliant. We don't need your help, even when losing. Coming top to get a kill or two to slingshot yourself ahead is fine, that just gives me more of an island later on as you stomp the other lanes, but don't do it at the expense of the other lanes.
Mid laners go mid because it's the shortest lane, and the safest to play from while behind. Bot laners pair up for safety in numbers. Top laners do not need you, particularly when the other lanes do.
ItsOrval1 votesSo much this. Top lane is hardly ever the case for losing games. 7/10 times its because bot is losing. Quit going top junglers, camp bot.
swordofsun1 votesAnd if I'm the one being camped? Please, still go bot. Take that tower and dragon, don't counter gank.
(Great games are when the top and jungle are duo'd and the enemy jungler lives top lane. I get stomped, but my jungler takes everything.)
