Can Assassins for the LOVE OF GOD get nerfed. PLEASE HOLY SHIT!

Perma CC··11 votes·2,244 views

SO TIRED of getting one shotted by a FIZZ ULT and the fizz is building health items... SO TIRED OF ZED Clicking R and autoing and then that being enough to get a kill. So tired of Katarina IN GENERAL so tired of LE BLANC double Q'ng me because thats a skill Check apparently and losing 80% of my health in lane even with MR so tired of Kha LITERALLY one shotting me from stealth and being LITERALLY invis 90% of the game, EVE included. So tired of YI building rageblade and running down my entire team. SO TIRED OF "counterbuilding" with zhonyas and armor boots and that still not being enough to prevent the inevitable One shot. SO TIRED OF Assassins even being in a game thats TEAM oriented when their THEME and design is to be GOOD at killing champions. <<< thats a design flaw??? like wtf. when u kill a champion u remove them from the game for a good amount of time and get a huge amount of gold.... why should there be a class dedicated to being GOOD at doing something that completely snowballs the game in one direction.... especially when there are absolutely no good forms of counterplay through items. PLEASE for the love of GOD fix your game....

OH FORGOT SO TIRED OF ASSASSSINS GETTING BETTER DEFENSIVE ITEMS THEN MAGES SO TIRED OF THEM GETTING a 400 POint MAGIC SHIELD FOR FREE WITHOUT ANY INPUT COMPLETELY NULLIFYING FIGHTING THEM BACK. <<people say well you just wait a bit for the shield to disappear then kill them<<<< the design flaw is assassins kill u in 0.6 seconds there is no time to wait 4 seconds for a maw shield to disappear and then burst them. SO TIRED OF RIOTS LOGIC TOWARDS "Stealth" being "we dont want people to be able to nullify a mehcanic so we are removing pink wards as a counter" < we cant counter stealth because it nullifies assassins that have it.... BUT ITS OK FOR Assassins and other classes to buy MERC Treds and completely nullify a mages CC for the most part which is an immobile mages only defense against assassin mobility and stealth. Its ok for mages to have their mechanic nullified but not assassins.

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Quiet Dude5 votes

So you hate how assassins assassinate people?

Perma CC7 votes

[{quoted}](name=Quiet Dude,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=L69MXFKd,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-05-09T12:56:28.137+0000)

So you hate how assassins assassinate people?

Na I just how how the pattern in which they do their job is very frustrating and has very little counterplay for most assassins and their point and click mechanics.

ZedUsanGovos5 votes

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Na I just how how the pattern in which they do their job is very frustrating and has very little counterplay for most assassins and their point and click mechanics.

This is as good a time as any.

https://img.memecdn.com/zed-boiled-noodles_o_3450369.jpg

SithesisLord3 votes

Laughs in Exhaust/Flash Lethal Tempo Kayle mid

Tokogawaruf2 votes

This is actually a pretty disgusting way to exclusivly shit on Zed.

I respect that

SithesisLord1 votes

He wastes W to gap close, you send him back to base either through leaving him with extremely low HP, or from grey screening.

Perma CC2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Genesis Xer0,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=L69MXFKd,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2018-05-09T13:09:35.965+0000)

This is as good a time as any.

https://img.memecdn.com/zed-boiled-noodles_o_3450369.jpg

Whats funny is you have a Zed icon so you're obviously a weeb here to defend him.

ZedUsanGovos2 votes

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Whats funny is you have a Zed icon so you're obviously a weeb here to defend him.

Sure. At least I have the brains to play against him, rather than lose and cry on the Boards and refuse to git gud at fighting him.

Perma CC1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Genesis Xer0,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=L69MXFKd,comment-id=00000000000000010000,timestamp=2018-05-09T19:32:20.937+0000)

Sure. At least I have the brains to play against him, rather than lose and cry on the Boards and refuse to git gud at fighting him.

Mhm. Because clicking R and autoing and then jumping out and that plus the electrocute proc is enough to one shot someone... mhm because there is alooooot of counterplay... alot of room to get good against that uh huh. Yep. LOL. You're delusional.

ZedUsanGovos1 votes

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Mhm. Because clicking R and autoing and then jumping out and that plus the electrocute proc is enough to one shot someone... mhm because there is alooooot of counterplay... alot of room to get good against that uh huh. Yep. LOL. You're delusional.

You must have been inting pretty hard to get him to that level of fed. Sounds like more of a problem of you being simply bad, rather than Zed being broken.

Perma CC1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Genesis Xer0,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=L69MXFKd,comment-id=0000000000000001000000010000,timestamp=2018-05-10T14:39:02.002+0000)

You must have been inting pretty hard to get him to that level of fed. Sounds like more of a problem of you being simply bad, rather than Zed being broken.

He literally can do that the second he hits 6? LOL are you delusional?

ZedUsanGovos1 votes

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He literally can do that the second he hits 6? LOL are you delusional?

He literally can't unless you're below 50% health. I would know because I actually play him. Try again, kiddo.

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

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Na I just how how the pattern in which they do their job is very frustrating and has very little counterplay for most assassins and their point and click mechanics.

THANK YOU

My problem is never being assassinated. I'm okay with that. That's fair, that's their job, just like it's a tank's job to be hard to kill, or an ADC's job to take objectives faster than anyone else.

It's not okay that there's basically no counterplay for most assassins. There's nothing you can do against most of them except buy defenses.

Yes, some people will go "WELL NO DUH YOU NEED DEFENSES AGAINST THE ASSASSIN", but here's the thing: That's your only option. I don't get to actually dodge their abilities. It's reduced to where only their skill matters, and yours has literally no impact on it.

ZedUsanGovos5 votes

Mmmm salty tears.

Lost R3 votes

Or, you know.... crowd control.... tanks... things people never heard of. They work really well against assassins.

Perma CC4 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lost R,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=L69MXFKd,comment-id=0002,timestamp=2018-05-09T14:58:15.944+0000)

Or, you know.... crowd control.... tanks... things people never heard of. They work really well against assassins.

Or you know merc treds and every other form of tenacity in the game that nullifies a mage's mechanic making their cc duration absolutely nothing... its ok tho for every class to nullify a immobile mage's only mechanic but better remove pink wards so assassins can keep their mechanic and it cant be nullified or made void at all.

Pika Fox3 votes

Called it. After the ADC circle jerk its assassins.

sobi9992 votes

Funny story

Late game rengar hit me with 98% damage from one spell (savagery) and i had zhonya. Both were full builds so no excuse of him being fed which he was. Besides, late or not, i will not be building anymore than zhonya as armor item on lux. If that wasn't enough, he ulted and caught up to me from dragons pit to 2nd bot tower in 3-5 seconds. I can't run, tower doesn't matter, cant zhonya if he bursts me within 0.1 seconds. So many counterplay, o my gosh, HOLY SHT

ChisatoShirasagi1 votes

Agreed, nerf every assassin besides Talon

mack91121 votes

Assassin's can burst you correct who are you playing correct YOUR play style don't wine to riot to make the game easy for you this is not an easy game.

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