"dont first pick teemo top"

Kiokami··5 votes·935 views

"but i only know how to play teemo, and don't want to cost the team the game"

has 45 farm in 20 minutes against yasuo top and goes 1/5

yeah, people like this need to stay the fuck out of ranked

edit: okay message recieved boards. its okay to exclusively play teemo top in ranked and only that.

9 Comments

1wolfpack3 votes

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Kiokami3 votes

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u need to stay the fuck out of ranked

Teemo is garbage, especially as a first pick in draft mode.

and a teemo that has 45 farm in 20 minutes while going 1/5 against a yasuo top is even worse than garbage.

hell when he said he only knew teemo top i offered to trade him lanes. he says "i only know how to teemo top"

people who only know one champion in one role DO NOT need to be in ranked

1wolfpack1 votes

bro I was just messing with you,

did you report me? lol well my comment may have been deleted but it will live on forever because of your reply! hahaha

FioraWillCarry2 votes

How the fuck does Teemo go 1/5 vs Yasuo. This is the kind of shit that happens when I get a Teemo on my team but when they're on the enemy team, they're like 5-0 in 7 minutes with a completed Liandry.

Jbels2 votes

I mean, if I ever see a Teemo locked in, I won't even bother going Sion, I will go straight up Wukong and snowball on your ass

Kiokami1 votes

are teemo mains just downvoting the thread?

do you guys honestly think only knowing how to play teemo is good for ranked? are you guys serious?

cope moment1 votes

maybe some people just read the title and figured that you were the one first picking teemo...idk the comments aren't saying much

Oleandervine1 votes

Jayce and Illaoi both destroy Teemo much harder than Yasuo. Yasuo actually should have some problems against Teemo since he relies on autos to deal a lot of damage and Teemo can generally outrun him with W if there are no minions near.

BoeBu1 votes

I am a Teemo main.You can tell me that i am a noob cause i main him and all that,i don't care.

The difference is,instead of 45 farm in 20 minutes,i have around 150 farm.I can go 0/2 at the start,but when i have a good farm i am very strong mid/late game.

Then they could only kill me if they 4v1 me.At the end of the game i have more than 200 farm and have a very good score.

I once carried a diamond smurf (true story)

It doesn't matter which champion you play,it matters is if you know how play him.

I know all of you hate Teemo players,but i am not one of "those" players who have 45 farm in 20 minutes and build wrong items.

The only way to get Teemo top tilted and lose the lane if you camp him.It happened to me yesterday.

I was playing against vayne top and i was pissed while i played because DIANA DIDN'T TAKE SMITE AND WENT AFK MID-GAME! I was doing good against vayne,she would have little health and i would just farm and play passive.

Right after i started doing good in my lane,Rek sai early ganks me and they kill me.Right after that,i got ganked again.I was tilted then because i knew it was a lost.

That is how you win against enemy Teemo.Camp him and he will either go AFK/Troll.

P.S: But be careful.Don't forget that Teemo has Q so he can blind you.When i was in match against Yasuo top,Rengar decides to gank me.I made a double kill and carried the game.Or you can either ban Teemo! easy!

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