ive just witnessed a sion without ult chasing down a kench over the entire top lane.
this had to be one of the most hilarious things ive seen in quite a while. a giant slowly limping zombie trying to catch up to the waddling fatso. even boots 2 didnt help.
Princess Emma46 votesThe cutest thing I have seen was a low health Cho'gath with max feast stacks being chased by a Cho'gath with no feast stacks at all.
The fact that the little one was trying to kill the bigger one and how noticeable the size difference is, was both hilarious and cute.
Potato Doc22 votesThe winners would be Zilean vs Nasus. I actually saw this happen.
Critmaster Garen1 votesThe winners would be Zilean vs Nasus. I actually saw this happen.
but zilean could slow nasus, then stun him with 2 bombs, then speed himself up and get away by the time wither wears off.
Potato Doc7 votesThe zilean only had enough mana to slow each time.
charcharmunro2 votesWho's running from who in that scenario?
Axis the Dragon8 votesAs long as Zilean's low on mana, it doesn't really matter which, they'll both be slowing each other like crazy xD
Cosnirak9 votesDuring a game of URF I was Mundo and I chased a Nami from red side top inhib to blue side top inhib. We continuously slowed each other and speed boosted ourselves while trying to dodge cleavers and bubbles. No one came close to dying. In URF Mundo's ult has a 15 second cd. At the end we both just walked off and laughed about it for a while in all chat.
LordForrest3 votesNot a race, but in URF i was playing Galio and ended up in a 1v1 in bot lane against a Mundo at 1 point of the game. It was hilarious. We were beating on each other for like 2 minutes and neither one of our health bars dropped below 3/4. We probably could have sat there for the whole game without making a dent until his vi decided to be a bitch and interrupt us. One of my favorite moments from URF.
Keevalroy4 votesMalphite vs Sion during the cinderhulk meta...both groups were laughing and cheering them on like they were boxers in all chat.
Starfish H4 votesUrgot level 1 chasing a Nautilus level 1 with no hook.
It was like seeing turtles slowly trying to kill each other.
SirHeavyScrotum3 votesI was in an actual game and was really ahead as Sion and had built full tank. I was TANKY. They had a Quinn adc (old Quinn), Morgana support, and an Ekko alive at this point. I was taking their bot inhib then realized I wasn't gonna be able to get it because my team got caught. So I decided to run away. They kept me chain slowed and binded and stunned and everything else as I lumbered all the way to their t2 tower and they still hadn't done anything to me. So I think to myself, "Wait, they're not dealing damage to me. So I turn on the Ekko, as he's the lowest of the group. I ALMOST kill him, but Morgana black shields him and Qs me again to keep me off him. So I keep lumbering on to the bush by krugs, slow as hell but steady as a rock, just the Quinn and Morgana in pursuit. I realize how funny this is so I begin stopping periodically to spam Sion's ctrl + 3 (he pounds his chest and drops his hammer rapidly, looks hilarious). I keep running and they're still only 1/3 through my health, so I turn on the Quinn. Once again I almost kill her and she has to have Morgana bail her out as well and has to ult away. Now it's just me and Morgana. Now the fight with Quinn and Morg had lowered my health pretty significantly but I had 40% cdr and tons of mana so I kept my shield up to keep myself alive. I was the only living member of my team when the pursuit had started, but by this time my whole team had respawned and was making their way towards me. I made it to the bush closest to the side I was running from in bot lane by the time she finally got there, right as she was joined by a few friends. She was SO mad that she left her friends to die to my team as I fled into the river bush, chasing like a rabid dog. I was at a sliver of health at this point. But then I realized something as I made it to my bush of safety. My Ult, 
, and W all just came up. THE BASS DROPS. ALL POWER TO FORWARD DEFLECTOR SHIELDS, ENGINES BLARING, HERE. COMES. SION!!!! BOOOOOOM! Right in her face, killed her dead! I sat on her body ctrl +3ing for a good 15 seconds after that and was crying out of laughter on the skype call with my friends. One of my best league memories =P
The Yetii Rider1 votesIn an actual race to finish last I just imagine the guy in front hurting himself over and over on purpose, and Soraka having to spam her heal on him so he doesn't get low enough to activate her passive and send her zooming to the front.
doombotMECHA1 voteshad an rammusVgragas all4one match back when that was a thing, we were that the a-graggy-ate team and were losing. we pushed up, then the ramming crew all respawned and started powerballing after us. so here you have these rammus slowing chasing down these five fat men, who occasionally scoot forward about 5 feet. funniest shit ever. we ended up losing because if one of us got knocked by the ram spam there was just nothing we could do.
EDIT: just checked the wiki, turns out that with a team of five and 40% cdr rammus can get >100% taunt uptime. holy shit.
Catastrop1 votesIn last year's URF, I had the pleasure of witnessing an 
mirror. In the late game, they spent their time playing tag throughout the map. Funfact, his ult's CD at max rank in URF is about 16-17 seconds or so, pair this with Flash and his slow, it made for the most ridiculous situations.
charcharmunro1 votesSo you had... Chain teleporting machine-gun Urgots?
Catastrop2 votesPretty much, also, random bouts of just them standing there and laughing. Honestly, that match was basically them doing their thing, and the rest of us just watching.
originary911 votesDid they have deadmans? If so might want to change the title to 'fastest'
Critmaster Garen1 votesDid they have deadmans? If so might want to change the title to 'fastest'
no, they didnt. and fastest would probably still be 40% cdr rammus vs quinn.
