Your Favorite Champion is bullshit.

Slamurai Jack··123 votes·8,322 views

Especially the ult. Easily one of the most broken ults in the entire game. How you can defend that poorly designed piece of garbage is a mystery to me. Why hasn't Riot reworked this champ yet? Can't they see just how unfun they are to play against? Let's be real, the only people defending this champ are a bunch of mains trying to defend their freelo.

228 Comments

HayRoss46 votes

Udyr Wait, how does this work?

Slamurai Jack66 votes

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Udyr Wait, how does this work?

Udyr is so broken that he doesn't even need an ultimate. A spammable stun, spammable speed boost, spammable shield, free lifesteal, free massive AS steroid, and free AOE waveclear? Someone needs to be fired.

Only Play Darius32 votes

Only Rioter who should be fired is the one who designed your favorite champion.

Anidan23 votes

No fuck u mate. The man who designed YOUR favorite should be fired. That champ is some bullshit.

Note: I have no idea who the hell your main is. Just so ya know.

Only Play Darius4 votes

{quoted}

Note: I have no idea who the hell your main is. Just so ya know.

Well then you're making a bold claim without pertinent and critical information (just like the OP did in his original post) which does nothing other than make you look bad.

ModAttysu The Poro27 votes

The equation is f(x) = a ( x - h) + k

Because 0 < b < 1, the trajectory of the joke flew over your head in an over-calculation.

... See Trig teacher I do understand maths...

Only Play Darius3 votes

The equation of a parabola is f(x) = a ( x - h )^2 + k

I see no 'b' in that equation

And what do parabolas have anything to do with any of this

ModAttysu The Poro24 votes

it was a joke...

That's why I made that teacher joke...

Dude you didn't understand 2 jokes in a row that were pretty obvious. Pls learn humor before bitching on an obviously trolly/joking thread.

Chatillon1 votes

T^A^N^G^O

ModAttysu The Poro2 votes

Wow I got 18 likes MOM GET THE CAMERA ;-;

Squidblimp16 votes

Lol people downvoting you and not getting that this is a joke

A Miss Fortune3 votes

I mean, he's not wrong with the spamming part. qwerqwerqwerqwerqweqrqwerqweqrqweqrqwrqwrqwqwerqwer

Bârd45 votes

Bard FREE ZHONYAS FOR ALL 5 PF THE MEMBERS ON HIS TEAM? RLLY RITO? TOO MUCH VALUE item 3157 3000 gold X 5 people SAVING YOUR TEAM FIFTEEN THOUSAND GOLD WTF RITO

IcyPepper17 votes

and enemy team

3000 gold X 10 people

1000angrybees37 votes

Sona It's funny you mention 'piece of garbage' and 'reworked' in the same sentence.

TroyTheUnconquer5 votes

OMG no skill shots at ALL!! AOE HEALS?!?!?!!? AOE Speed? Two Pokes with one spell? Rito please nerf

Mistress Madoka4 votes

The Ult is a Skillshot. >.> A really wide one, but still.

Killer of Poros25 votes

My champ is totally balanced compared to yours. Mine actually has weakness unlike your bullshit champ that only worsens the game. your champ needs to go to the rotting hell that it deserves.

GOD, YOUR CHAMP IS SO BROKEN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS SINCE IT BROKE MY SCREEN WITH ITS BROKENNESS.

HentRex20 votes

Taric Ya I guess so I give my whole team more ad than a BF sword.

KoKoboto3 votes

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Taric Ya I guess so I give my whole team more ad than a BF sword.

15, 25 , 35 lol

ModAttysu The Poro14 votes

Kindred

"I don't see how letting you mortals live alongside my allies is... what would they say, Wolf?"

"Broken, dear Lamb. Broken."

Chromatic Eagle5 votes

You got the names reversed considering the context of this post.

Mecha MaIphite11 votes

Blitzcrank I just hate how you have to zone yourself from farm to avoid his ult. It's also stupid that he gets it at level 1, and some weird silencing thing at level 6.

NazZomLord10 votes

Orianna Why do they cry...?

Only Play Darius5 votes

It's funny she's among the most well designed champions in the game, it's really hard to QQ about Orianna.

NazZomLord4 votes

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It's funny she's among the most well designed champions in the game, it's really hard to QQ about Orianna.

:) im well aware of this sir, she is such a well done champion.

Bârd3 votes

Yeah.

There are just some champions, that even when you get stomped, if the thought "FUCKING OP" somehow crosses your mind, you think a second later "wait what? no, thats not right".

AbodyHUN6669 votes

BUT SHE HAS SUCH AN OP FREE WAWECLEAR BURST DAMAGE AND HARASS WITH A SHIELD. AT LEAST WHEN LULU SHIELDS HERSELF SHE DOESN'T GET TO DAMAGE YOU! AND HER ULTIMATE WITH A MALPHITE IS JUST FREELO CANCER!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!

Lt Streko9 votes

Ahri is so god damn OP. Seriously. She needs a heavy nerf. Way too many god damn tails. I only have two hands how am I supposed to pet all nine of them! What the hell!

Hayaishi28 votes

Yeah, fuck Poppy mains!

Brawnstud8 votes

MonkeyKing 420AD Blazeit #Therealspin2win

Only Play Darius10 votes

{quoted}

#Therealspin2win

Ahem

Garen Katarina Darius Tryndamere

For Carthage8 votes

Yorick "You still don't even know what the hell it is. Or does."

{{summoner:2}} "Or who you are."

Yorick item 3070

The Griefer King7 votes

leave my Annie alone

Kitten of Evil17 votes

Annie , are you OK? Are you OK, Annie ?

Taric the Gay7 votes

You are nothing more than glass waiting to be smashed.

Taric

Athenes Lulu6 votes

yah i agree gut lulu pls

Only Play Darius6 votes

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Jari41 votes

The joke . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Your head.

Rubber Jesus3 votes

Pwned

kJs6 votes

Yasuo Which ult, the W or the R?

Kappa

skullzx75 votes

I don't appreciate that Brand of negativity towards my main

Zedastian5 votes

Zed is my main. I can already feel the hate flowing through into meitem 3070 Zed item 3070

kJs6 votes

woew u scurb teer on Z? wood 5 rfolamo

Wolfeur3 votes

The unseen hate is the deadliest.

Ariel the Cruel5 votes

item 3070 Karma item 3070 Haven't I suffered enough already?

Mister Mackey4 votes

Bard but my ult makes kindred ult into free heal for my team :/

alfavhunter4 votes

Anivia has the most broken ult ever, it doesn't even freeze water when used in the river... So broken

JustMyBassCannon4 votes

Brand Your argument is invalid because I set you on fire

Gunslinger7442 votes

I'd actually love to see if you have a reason to call every champ in the game OP, make me proud son. How about that Shen ?

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