I need a rioter to explain this. i need an adult, jesus and fucking zeus in this bitch.

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Gyazo

what is this? what exactly did i just witness. would you like to know how this "game" went? let me explain.

my rengar walked in and died to the 5 man invade. we were like ok, then nami went in and suicided by standing nex tto them without moving a single time giving lee another kill. then ahri went up to them and got hit with q, flashed away..Even after we begged her not to go by spamming 50 pings. thats 3 kills. then ahri walked into lane and suicided to lee. then rengar walked up and suiided to lee in lane when he was 3 levels lower. i pinged him to back and he ignored it and died. thats lee with 5-0. then i went mid and killed lee for ahri and told he rto rush zhonyas. she then bought aethers wisp for ludens echo build. now at this moment, my jaw is wide open. notice that this is gold 1-plat elo. i dont understand if im getting trolled or not so i conitnue to keep playing. lee walked through 3 wards to bot lane. we pinged them to back and they still stayed. when they saw him, the proceeded to 3v2 and ended up dying. meanwhile i was top shitting on my laner because hey IM NOT A ROBOT. then lee started going bot again through wards because at this point they figured its a bot game.

Moral of this game? matchmaking will never be balanced. i will never get a decent team as long as i play this game. 3 years playing this nonstop, this is the 1st time ive ever had to deal with this kind of team. 3 years. im a diamond top laner with multiple accounts and 2k games on each account, and this is the first time ive ever had to 1v5 in a league ranked game. So if a rioter does come, i want you to tell me the bullshit you usually do. "oh if you are good you will end up getting in the elo you deserve. so what do i deserve? this? is this what i deserve?

7 Comments

Kerrigan 4 Prez3 votes

I'd say trolls, bots, and that ahri probably bought the account, since none of rivens abilities scale with ap.

Goodest Gamer2 votes

Every single one of them bought their accounts. There is no way plats can be this brain dead. No way did I not only get 1-2 of them but I got 4. 4 fuckng braindead imbeciles on my team . Fuxk you riot for not even putting in effort for this team

Kerrigan 4 Prez1 votes

u sound like an extremely upset person

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Goodest Gamer1 votes

Nunu cinder hulk top. I shat on him before he got it so I was ok. But I forgot my skill isn't important

Goodest Gamer1 votes

So no explanation from the big guys huh. Thought by now they would tell me how I didn't carry hard enough and how I need to ward. Thanks for the free loss I'll learn to cherish it forever

stealthfox941 votes

You're right this game is totally Riots fault. You know what else is riots fault? World hunger.

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