My Last Few Games Have Been MISERABLE.
Queue Top / Jungle -> Get Jungle. OK NO PROBLEM. I'm doing really well (finished with 13 kills), trying to help everyone. For some reason though, my team is just destroyed by the enemy team mechanically. They feed pretty badly (with most in double digit deaths). I can't 1v5, we lose. Welp, on to the next game.. Just one loss I suppose.
Next game comes, queue Jungle / Top -> Get Top. WELL.. CHUCKLE Guess I'll go with it cause why not. I get counter picked, play lane as best as I can.. I'm actually doing pretty decent! Enemy Jungler ganks me, I kill him. Survive, life is good. Nope JUST KIDDING.. Guess what? Mid just died, Bot already died 4 times. Oh molly. Jungler doesn't talk, Jungler doesn't ping. My lane is the only enemy not fed, can you guess what happens next?! GOOOOOOOOON SQUUUUUAD! "TEAM WHERE ARE YOU?" Oh they're well, somewhere? Guess I'll just run away. /ff boys, oh wait... we can't... the enemy... THE ENEMY... they already took our nexus! Better luck next time guys.
OKAY, WE TOTALLY CAN'T LOSE THIS ONE.. That's just some really shitty luck. Try hard mode activated. Queue -> Top / Jungle... HA can you guess which role I got? LUL you guessed right! I got Jungle, because you know what? You can't have the role you queued for, why would they do that?! Play Jungle, doing alright.. not the best I've ever done but welp, it's gg. Enemy Veiger IS LEGENDARY... woops can't forget that enemy Jhin.. LEGENDARY. I'm sorry team! I can't stop that. RIP gg.
You know what, that's 3 games in a row where bot fed. I'M GONNA QUEUE BOTTOM. You know, I'm CERTAIN if I queue bottom we can win one game today. Queue Bot / Support.... APRIL FOOLS LOL YOU'RE FUCKING TOP MAN you can't that lane, what are you trying to fucking do win??! You think you can win in this game???! LMAO what a good joke man. Awe fuck well, guess I'll live with Top. I'm fed, I'm winning lane.. I'm doing pretty well. Wait a minute.. DOES THAT VIKTOR HAVE 10 KILLS? Fuck I really must be see-- yupp I am, he has 11 now. Wait, oh no.. My laner's coming guy---------------....s? Well, guess he's fed now too.. at least one of you survi--- oh shit OH NO IT'S ENEMY VAYNE. It's ok team, I'm pretty fed, I'll just come help you guys. OK TEAM LET'S DO THIS, I'M GOING IN NOW......??? TEAM? TEAM I'M HERE! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?! Do you guys speak english?! Anyone? Please?! What are you doing!!!!! Oh no, they're all dead. The enemy team is taking our base............. you know what.. fuck it.. GG
Rest In Piece winning 11/27/2017, it was good knowing you.