Friendly reminder towers are giant cannon minions

cannon minions actually do damage ROFL. [sg-lulu]

That's an insult to cannon minions.

They are giant wet noodles.

full armor hp chogath running down under tower tanking 50 hits while dealing this much damage proves the balance team is 200 IQ.

Pretty sure they're just gold silos.

Cannon minions actually fight back.

Get forced back or killed once and bye bye tower.

You forgot to add "that can't move".

Found a picture of rioters reading this thread while at work, absolutely disgusting behavior. [sg-miss-fortune]

Except cannon minions actually do a solid amount of damage, are worth less when they die, actually move, take more damage, are actually helped by Baron's buff, you can use Banner on, don't die nearly instantly to Ziggs, don't die nearly instantly to Zz'Rot, are harder to stack as Nasus or Veigar...

Legit I wish I could link a clip of my most recent game where jayce dove me as janna, withstood 9 turret hits and didn't go to half hp... Like [sg-lux-2]