AD SION GUIDE FOR HAIRY CHESTED PLAYERS
RUNES if you're boring: http://i.imgur.com/aWd3eZ2.png these runes mean you want to farm and not interact. but you're sion. you want to interact.
SO HERE'S SOME MANLY RUNES FOR YOU INSTEAD: http://i.imgur.com/c3UR8Ir.png with these runes, you don't give a fuck about last hitting. you don't need to last hit when they're dead. this set of runes is all about maxing Q, so when they decide to trade with you, you reduce their health bar by 40% just by getting near you.
MASTERIES 21 points in offense minimum. do whatever the hell you want with the rest of the points, probably 9 in defense. personally, I take shit like: http://i.imgur.com/d2mCL29.png
ITEMS
FIRST ITEM WILL ALWAYS BE 
. NO EXCEPTIONS. NONE. NADA.
why? because you can use the active in your passive. yeah. its that good. and since you're AD sion, you embrace death, as you dish out the most damage while dead. don't be afraid of death and instead hurl yourself into their front lines with reckless abandon. or back lines. hell, ult whoever the fuck you want, because you'll be killing them all.
BOOTS YOU WANT: 
BOOTS YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE TO BUY BECAUSE CC IS TOXIC: 
DAMAGE CORE: 
SITUATIONAL DAMAGE: 
and remember kids, all item actives and passives are fair game for sion in his passive form
editor's note: NOBODY expects sion to actually do damage, so when the passive chunks enemies for thousand damage AAs they won't know why they died, and how are you supposed to avoid an AD sion ult? that's right, you don't.
