My thoughts of the new patch, going in blind

Didn't read the patch notes to see what happened through an in-game interface.

Dove face first into the new patch not knowing anything about it.

Memorable quotes:

"Wait, if Riot nerfed Lucian to the ground based on his dash as a spell, why give Kalista one as a passive?" "I wish I could have dove better, but these towers are too big, I click them instead of the champs." "Honestly, how hard is it to step over these minions? Why'd they buff minion block?" "Well, looks like Lee Sin is the only viable jungler now, same as always." "Why is Riot promoting suicidal frogs?"

What do you guys have?