Riot, THIS is why people hate Dynamic Queue
So I took a long break at the beginning of this season because i was frustrated with the changes that were being made and the horror stories of DQ. I slowly started getting back into the game about 2 months ago. I just played normals and ARAMs. After a few months I felt confident enough to play some ranked. First game of my placements went well! Second game I had an intentionally feeding 0/14 Jax top (See http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2225742749/209139549?tab=overview). Pretty damn annoying, but nothing to be done about it I guess. Lose the next game, but I then go on a 4 game winning streak. The next game I was actually getting matched against 2 gold players and was feeling pretty good about it (I'm Silver the past few seasons). We are actually winning the game and BAM! Server goes down from the DDoS attack last night. I'm super pissed, but its not Riot's fault and loss forgiven was activated for the game.....
Which brings us to THIS game. THIS game sums up every horror story I've heard about DQ. THIS game which has left me so salty there isnt enough fresh water on Earth to quench my thirst.
I load in to champ select. Just gonna play anotherJungle game like normal. After bans the first pick on my team is top. He locks in Tristana. Ok, weird.... our last pick is ADC and they lock in Garen then they swap. This is the point where I know there is a premade on my team. They planned to swap without saying a single word in chat. Game loads in and I check LolSkill like normal and I see this abomination:
http://i.imgur.com/1PjDt1T.png
WHAT? 66% win chance for the enemy team? Nobody on my team is ranked except one S5 against an entire team of Silver players? A Garen that is BARELY level 30? I start to panick. Game loads in and I ask who is premade on the team. "All 4 of us. We're not good, dont expect much". BOOM my bot lane gives up first blood. Great, going to be one of these games. I put my carry pants on and at my best I was 9/2. Game is going OK because I'm fed and carrying. Doesn't matter. My Garen starts feeding uncontrollably. All of my other team mates starting giving kills left and right. I try to help but I can only be at one place at a time. The enemy team gets so fed that there is absolutely nothing I can do even though I'm super fed. I kill one but then just instantly get obliterated. My team is roaming around that map by themselves giving up more and more free kills. The end game looks like this:
http://i.imgur.com/geXLiYM.png
http://i.imgur.com/wNI5kn9.png
83% kill participation, 3k gold more than anyone else on my team, and more damage than my other 3 carries combined. 0/9/1 Garen. How do you not even get assists when you have a sunfire?
I'm at a loss as to why Riot thinks its ok to match me with this 4-man, let alone match against that team. Riot THIS is why people hate DQ. I can't phathom the person at riot who thinks its ok to match a barely level 30 Top and Mid against experienced players just because theyre part of a premade. What an absolutely abysmal experience for solo players. Don't you EVER match me with a 4-man ever again
Riot, you want to know why people hate DQ? THIS is why