Proof the i have the worst luck NA

So i thought i would make this thread so everyone can laugh at my missfortune (pun intended)

I get into a game, irelia is banned, I dodge and wait 5 minutes. I get into another game the screen didnt pop up when it was my turn to pick, resulting in an accidental dodge. I get into another one, launcher crashes. 15 minute wait. I get into another one, launcher crashes again. 30 minute wait.