They gonna think a 30 min game is a long game.
They gonna get rekt by Yasuo smurfs.
They gonna go all caps rage on Tryndamere players.
They gonna instalok Master Yi.
They gonna think the shortest ranged ADC is the best ADC. 
They gonna buy thornmail.
ON EVERYONE.
They gonna think Fiora is a skillcap champ.
They gonna think adcs belong in the jungle.
PlsTouchMeGently85 votesThey might even think you should rush 
on Ashe.
Setije3 votesI never understood what was ping through the head of riot for that tutorial lol. Of course in season 1. Remember you could go whatever champ you wanted in any lane, jg"s were pretty rare and you could go tank anone, ap anyone, or ad anyone. I specifically remember going tank and crit chance katarina and carrying lull.
Nahara2 votesIIRC it was simply a safety net to prevent a player from ever dying in the tutorial level.
Monkey D Luffy4 votesYou can't die anyway, your health never drops below 1.
TDubH2 votesthe more damage you recieve in tutorial the less you take so that at some point you have 100% damage negation.
ihaveapotion2 votesthe best time to have been alive.
The Yetii Rider12 votes[{quoted}](name=Sang Noir,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=GlmTdLgT,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2015-11-16T03:31:22.435+0000)
They might even think you should rush
It's the only item available in the tutorial shop! 6 Thornmail Ashe new meta.
Rikari2 votesHow could i forget this.
A Liberal27 votesthey won't remember Yorick Mori 
Snake Town6 votesWho?
RocketRelm26 votesI don't see how this is significantly different from the New Player Experience in previous seasons.
MasterSomething5 votesThey gonna forget about the most broken champ right now against Marksmen. 
Only Play Darius2 votesDat 58% winrate though
Forget about Fizz, forget about Yi, forget about Rengar. Rammus is truly the ADC's worst nightmare.
Ace Access 1 votesif he has enough armor and move speed
Ventira3 votesThey gonna think a 30 min game is a long game. They gonna get rekt by Yasuo smurfs. They gonna go all caps rage on Tryndamere players. They gonna** instalok** Master Yi. They gonna think the shortest ranged ADC is the best ADC.
I like what you did there.
Also, I'm with you on this one.
Kaizokumo3 votesWith 67 million Unique players, league of legends reach is wide and strong. Many, even average gamers have at least some understanding of what a MOBA game is and should not have a hard time getting into the game. What would be nice, and im not too sure if this is available, to have a link inside the game client that would take new players through beginner, mediocre, and advanced mechanics of the game.
Synx71 votesWith 67 million Unique players, league of legends reach is wide and strong. Many, even average gamers have at least some understanding of what a MOBA game is and should not have a hard time getting into the game. What would be nice, and im not too sure if this is available, to have a link inside the game client that would take new players through beginner, mediocre, and advanced mechanics of the game.
Soon, that number will be lower. With the introduction of the shittiest Season, i'm about to quit this crap. That's not possible for my whole team to farm the enemy team in the fountain in min 12. This is not the game i played before.
Dengeden3 votesI feel bad for people delusional enough to think that low level players know what the meta is.
I started in S3 and didn't even notice we suddenly got trinkets. I also thought 
is a viable starting item on Yasuo (just to name one thing).
Salt Miner 49 Er3 votesThey gonna think a 30 min game is a long game. They gonna get rekt by Yasuo smurfs. They gonna go all caps rage on Tryndamere players. They gonna instalok Master Yi. They gonna think the shortest ranged ADC is the best ADC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXm_irwdSYI
New players won't ever experience this greatness and it makes me sad.
H0ldFa5t3 votesI feel sorry for any new player that comes to the forums for information and has to wallow through all this whining.
Streeton2 votesthey will think that rushing deathdance first item is a good idea
Only Play Darius2 votesThey not gonna know the definition of the term "splitpush" or "side-lane pressure"
T RexHasTinyArms2 votesW/ good clears you can get lvl 6 in the jungle by 6 min in..... 
, 
, 
, 
, and 
would all like to say hello to the new players. (You know they aren't punishing lanes like they should if the jungle is afk farming to lvl 6)
Oh and new jungle players don't worry, we got you covered too. With the increased power of ADC and attack speed based champs (
, 
, 
) this dude is probably coming back as meta- 
. Everyone knows he's the most enjoyable opponent to play against when you're new to jungle as a role and just learning right?
falldown0101 votes[{quoted}](name=T RexHasTinyArms,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=GlmTdLgT,comment-id=0009,timestamp=2015-11-16T06:11:46.156+0000)
W/ good clears you can get lvl 6 in the jungle by 6 min in.....
Oh and new jungle players don't worry, we got you covered too. With the increased power of ADC and attack speed based champs (
isnt very viable to gank if there is a yasuo/tryda/graves in game, its better to wait after the nerfs
T RexHasTinyArms1 votesYeah, I was just thinking of level 6 focused ganks that were AD champs mostly. (I suppose if I included moon girl I should have added the mummy, but tank ganks aren't as wtf when you're new as an assassin ganking you)
They still all fuck up an ADC though, and you know new low level games are gonna have like 4 and 5 adc comps bc "it's op, we gotta play it."
BansheeSorceress2 votes
will learn to fear a healer! The banana isn't just sugar and rainbows anymore.... now she is death and chaos!
A Miss Fortune3 votesand freelo
RyzeRework2 votesSo everything that happened last season minus the adc jungle
KatCraft2 votes"I dislike change" the op.
VulcanIsHere2 votesGotta feel bad for those new players that have to play against 9 smurfs in one game
Omg Hay Gurl1 votesI hate this game now.. ugh.. Are there any other Mobas that are fun?
Poske1 votes[{quoted}](name=Omg Hay Gurl,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=GlmTdLgT,comment-id=000c,timestamp=2015-11-16T07:16:26.248+0000)
I hate this game now.. ugh.. Are there any other Mobas that are fun?
Strife but they have only 4 abilities
Reaper Soraka1 votesIf there's one they new players will learn that is good, it is that the support can't place 1000 wards, so they'd better pitch in too!
Meep Man1 votesGotta feel bad for them in Preseason 6. Season 6 isnt till January.
longnecksam1 votesYaaaa, I'm not having fun. :([zombie-nunu-bummed]
HoodRatTingz1 votesThey gonna wonder why doesn't have a cigar
2Behold1 votesI started this summer shortly before bilgewater event. I have had no issues learning the game even with the rapidly changing meta with the juggernauts, reworks, and even with the preseason changes. If anything the changes are exciting
ImNotTicklsh1 votesSo nothing is changing? I played a game S5 that Ashe rushed Warmog's. Not trolling. And I was blamed for our loss that game because I didn't gank enough.
Penta Penguin1 votesThey'll speak better english than you
Actually xPeke1 votesI agree Fiora isn't a skillcap champion. But if you are new with her it's easy to mess up if you don't know what you're doing.
Kotex1 voteslmao i was JUST telling a friend he picked a bad time to begin playing
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesYeah. Already happens. Already happens. Already happens. New players think the longest range is the best. I can confirm that I thought Jinx was crap because of her low range. Already happens. Better than never seeing her (like pre-rework). I still have a match of me playing Rumble jungle in my match history somewhere. The shit new players try to do... XD
BiffinGunlok1 votes
dmmz1 votesSome of these already happen, like getting wrecked by yasuo smurfs. I've been playing since S2, and for as long as I can remember, people instalocked yi and raged about tryndamere for a long ass time. The rest is right on point though.
ThePurpleKnight1 votesWait what? Fiora isn't a skill cap champion but Yasuo is? Even without the crit mastery Yasuo is the easiest champion in the game. He has a free shield every couple seconds that makes him win most of his match ups by default unless retarded.
