if you like griefing top lane
try AD bruiser bruiser lux
take thunderlords.
max q first since you're going AD, and need the mana/high base damage.
lv1
aa, q, aa, and boom half dead.
rinse repeat till ur first buy
get

lol @ how no one can kill you
lol @ the pitiful existence of the poor top laner who pulled almighty AD bruiser lux.
