Gangplank's not dead

There are three outcomes to this...

Slave girl Miss Fortune Spooky Miss Fortune with scrimshaw bone carvings. Miss Gangplank: which means Gangplank falls in love with her because his family is messed up and can only show their love with violence. (See Vincent the Shadow, GP's father) He marries her against her will, but soon comes to love him because the ship exploding causes his chest hair to regrow. The found the Gangplank family orange plantation and go one to rule most of Runeterra because with an infinite supply or oranges GP and family are unkillable. The end.