Statistics nerds UNITE!

I wanna know what the absolute average is for a damaging attack in this game.

All things factored, all things considered, every metric, everything - all calculated in.... what is the average damage of one single damaging attack in this game?

If I see a champion, and I click on him with the intention to do damage, what is that average statistically going to be if you average absolutely every conceivable factor that could possibly be thought of?

Any game length, any item combination, any rune combination, any champion, any ability, doesn't matter. All of it. Factor in all of it. Crits, debuffs, buffs, every conceivable scenario.

• A zero item auto attack from anivia? Factor it in.

• A single tick of twitch's rank 1 poison? Factor it in.

• A full build 750 stack Veigar with a sorcery elixer popped ulting a 1% health target? Factor it in.

• A full build no-boots 100% crit jinx with a wrath elixer and a full-rank janna shield, with gathering storm and eyeball collector against a base-armor target? Factor it in.

• Do not include minion attacks. I'm speaking strictly on a champion vs champion basis.

• For the intents and purposes of this number, we'll cap infinitely stacking champions at 750 stacks.

The ABSOLUTE average damage of an attack in League of Legends is........?