If you're the guy who votes "no" on a remake

Barkley·Feb 26, 2018·218 votes·7,146 views

I sincerely hope you step on a lego.

I hope your entire floor becomes a lego minefield deathtrap, and your only option to move around your house is to continuously step on legos for the rest of your life.

I wish that pain upon you. I also hope that if you eventually do reach your door, with bloody lego-ruined feet, that the door mercilessly static shocks you and it really, really stings for a second or two.

And then when you get outside its just way to bright and you have trouble opening your eyes for a few seconds.

And then you get in your car to go wherever you're going, and your absolute least favorite song is on the radio and the dial has stopped working - at MAXIMUM volume.

Oh, and just remember... when you get home later that evening...

The legos are still there.

148 Comments

AnomanderFeb 26, 201839 votes

OMG this made me giggle.

BarkleyFeb 26, 201867 votes

This is no laughing matter. Have you ever stepped on a lego?

Timethief49Feb 26, 201827 votes

Last time i heared about was in Nam. It was horrible.

BarkleyFeb 26, 201832 votes

Lego PTSD helpline - 1-800-SON-OF-A-B

Get well soon, friend

AnomanderFeb 26, 20185 votes

Yup. I have children. I know exactly what the mine field of lego's is like.

BarkleyFeb 26, 201814 votes

Same. Except in my house, there are also Lincoln logs weaved into the mess.

Lincoln logs are like the black ice of children's toys.

AnomanderFeb 26, 20185 votes

Playmobil. Nothing better then a knights sword to the pinky toe.......

BarkleyFeb 26, 20185 votes

Had to google this. Why, man.

Why would you do this to yourself?

AnomanderFeb 26, 20186 votes

What can i say. The toys are freaking awesome and my kids love them.

JustMonika13Feb 26, 201821 votes

The pain of stepping on that lost lego piece.

The one thing that connects everyone in the world regardless of who they are and where they come from.

BarkleyFeb 26, 201818 votes

It is a universal truth. Like math, but more frustrating.

Prometheus596Feb 28, 20181 votes

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The pain of stepping on that lost lego piece.

The one thing that connects everyone in the world regardless of who they are and where they come from.

If Kim Jong Un would step on a lego, maybe he would understand.

LEGOS COULD SOLVE THE WORLDS PROBLEMS!!!!

Alex h8721Feb 26, 20189 votes

Lmao! This is hilarious and I generally agree 100%.

However I will say this I have been the guy who votes no to remake one or two times, BUT it has been in normals and after a previous remake which had several dodges before the first remake and at the point I just want to play a damn game

Dokueki KenshinFeb 26, 20184 votes

...The last remake I voted no to, we won.

All other occasions, I voted yes.

BarkleyFeb 26, 201815 votes

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...The last remake I voted no to, we won.

All other occasions, I voted yes.

A lego every other footstep for you.

Velzard of KozFeb 27, 20183 votes

Soon it'll sound like medicine prescriptions.

scribbles782Feb 26, 20185 votes

The one issue is legos aren't that bad in large quantities, or if you're expecting it. The main part of the pain in my opinion is just the surprise.

BarkleyFeb 26, 20187 votes

Implying that there are people out there who purposely walk on legos?

At least fire walkers have some tribal significance and entertainment value. Purposely stepping on legos is just simply a sign of mental illness.

LocatedEagle232Feb 26, 20184 votes

I vote no on remakes :P...

Need to learn how to play from behind in bronze/silver. Some teams ff at 15 cuz their adc has 4 deaths, and yeah it's bad... but they can still win it :P

IreliaCarrlesUFeb 26, 20185 votes

A bronze or silver player should remake at every opportunity, it gives them more chances at success. Anyone in that Elo who Votes no on a remake is at best Overconfident, and at worst Pretentious. There is no downside to a remake for either side, it actually Inefficient to take the risk, and lack of efficiency is part of what keeps bronze players in the world where they are.

LocatedEagle232Feb 26, 20182 votes

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A bronze or silver player should remake at every opportunity, it gives them more chances at success. Anyone in that Elo who Votes no on a remake is at best Overconfident, and at worst Pretentious. There is no downside to a remake for either side, it actually Inefficient to take the risk, and lack of efficiency is part of what keeps bronze players in the world where they are.

Did you read my post?

NEED to learn to play from behind... If you remake at every opportunity then you're never gonna get anywhere bc you ditch at the first signs of falling behind.

Lack of efficiency? Bronze players are inefficient, that's why they're bronze.

But it seems to me that taking a chance at +22LP is worth the risk when you have nothing to lose except the LP you are giving up by quitting. The only risk is time, and to be honest, if you're playing video games you probably have enough.

The only situation I see ffing as reasonable is if someone needs to leave and the other players want to be polite.

BarkleyFeb 27, 20183 votes

I think you're mistaking "remake" for "surrender."

This post is about remakes, as in a player is disconnected when the game starts and you remake the game at 3 minutes.

LocatedEagle232Mar 1, 20181 votes

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I think you're mistaking "remake" for "surrender."

This post is about remakes, as in a player is disconnected when the game starts and you remake the game at 3 minutes.

Painfully true, thank you for not being aggressive in calling me out for this like MANY people...

KingWanahakalugiFeb 27, 20184 votes

May be a nerd confession here, but you think legos are bad? Accidentally drop a few d4 dice on the floor in the dark. The pointy side is always up. ALWAYS. Might as well be a set of caltrops.

Bob the ToastrFeb 27, 20183 votes

I will make sure to vote no if I ever see you in a game.

Ionian VulpixFeb 27, 20183 votes

Oh that's cute. That's the best you can come up with? Legos? Teemo

greekvandaLFeb 27, 20183 votes

What if i'm a high tier smurf that doesnt wanna go through champ select again and i can solo carry you eh? Reported for negative attitude kid! 1!1!

BarkleyFeb 27, 20187 votes

I'm currently silver. Being a high tier smurf goes without saying. Everyone is a high tier smurf in silver. Just ask them, they'll tell you.

FutureCreatorFeb 27, 20183 votes

If you're the guy who starts a remake after being told the person who is afk is having a connection issue and will be back soon, I sincerely hope you step on a lego.

BarkleyFeb 27, 20187 votes

I mean, I don't care if your buddy has connection problems. Him being afk is putting me and my team at a disadvantage, and if I can get out of that for free, I'm gonna try. Don't really give a good god damn what happens to your friend. He is not me, my LP is not his LP, and I don't care about him.

I'm gonna fire up that remake every single time its available. Regardless of circumstances. 3 minutes of being afk means you basically lost the lane already, or one (if not both) of your buffs is gone if you're jungling.

Its a blatant and un-ignorable disadvantage, and if I can make it go away and move on to a game where I'm on a level playing field at absolutely no penalty to myself, I'm gonna do that.

Sorry I'm not sorry.

DragonSheaFeb 27, 20183 votes

Somebody needs to get SLAPPED!

for not voting yes on a remake.

LevuFeb 27, 20183 votes

If its not ranked I'm not remaking jack

It Hertz When IPFeb 26, 20182 votes

You monster. I wouldn't wish this even on the worst of my enemies.

scottcaFeb 27, 20182 votes

Im the guy who.... Just does not vote

BarkleyFeb 27, 20183 votes

no vote is a 'no' vote. Legos for you.

xXInsidiousXxFeb 28, 20182 votes

this had me dying jesus the universal truth everyone can relate too

Deathhawk888Feb 26, 20181 votes

Even worse, it’s a CLEAR Lego

HalcyonDwellerFeb 26, 20181 votes

Doesn't have to be clear if the carpet is fluffy enough ;)

BarkleyFeb 26, 20181 votes

Confirmed, HalcyonDweller has 70's shag carpet all over his home.

HalcyonDwellerFeb 26, 20182 votes

Not just the carpet, drapes too!

[slayer-jinx-wink]

BarkleyFeb 26, 20181 votes

pics or gtfo

HalcyonDwellerFeb 26, 20181 votes

Warning, not for the feint of heart! NSFW

BarkleyFeb 26, 20181 votes

Dear god, man. That color...

HalcyonDwellerFeb 26, 20181 votes

IKR? It's like a curse! Scarring minds forever....

LyndrisFeb 26, 20181 votes

You may never find the yellow legos... Even after stepping on them [zombie-brand-mindblown]

BarkleyFeb 26, 20182 votes

The legos in that carpet are going to have huge afros and try to smooth talk you into their bedroom while playing sexy disco love songs.

I'm not going to be surprised if halcyon next admits he has a motorized rotating heart shaped bed.

HalcyonDwellerFeb 26, 20182 votes

BRB GOTTA RUN TO IKEA

BarkleyFeb 26, 20183 votes

What on earth makes you think Ikea is going to sell motorized love-making equipment?

Wait nevermind. Just.... nevermind.

deadlychuckFeb 26, 20181 votes

I honestly never understood why people who are clearly going to win in a normal, unranked, match don't surrender. It's not like you have anything to lose by doing it, and shouldn't you want a game which is challenging and maybe actually lets you improve rather than a 1 sided stomp fest which teaches you nothing?

BarkleyFeb 27, 20187 votes

This post is not about surrendering. At all.