How do you do literally zero damage. Thats like impossible unless your trolling.
I can stand to say he did not troll. He just couldn't touch me and whenever another champion ganked I used R on him so he could't him them or me. And then they surrendered before he could ever leave the lane, and he couldn't because my voidling push constantly threatened his turret. Was he good? Eh. Was he trying though? Yes.
I still just find it hard to believe. Like ive seen some horrid numbers like 2.5k on a 40 min udyr. But still 0. It would take one lucky auto to not be at zero
When you EW constantly in lane as Malz and run everytime someone approaches, they just can't touch you. Even if Darius Flash+Ed me, it would only pop my passive. Sure, he could have hid in brush to TRY and catch me if I wasn't paying attention, but he didn't. He actually tried and when your Jungler can kill the person in 2 seconds during your R, it really leaves zero room to do anything.
Don't believe it if you will, but Im still laughing in my head because even I thought he HAD to have dealt at least SOME damage, but the more I thought, the more I realized maybe not.
Theres no doubt you beat him. Or even your team won. Maybe i should of worded it better. Its not so much a i dont believe you as it is a how the hell does that happen.
If you was really hungry he could've flashed W to take off Malz's passive then E'd he could've followed with his Q and chunked you a little bit.
If I was that close already, he could probably just E me to take it off and then conserved the damage on his W to flash WQ while I have no shield.