How ranked goes...

LegitBacon66··3 votes·408 views

Here are the lane match ups: (Left side is my team, right side is enemy team)

Top: Yasuo (ME) vsTeemo Mid: Nidalee vsLulu Jungle: Malphite vsSejuani <- cancer ADC: Caitlyn vsAshe Support: Thresh vsNami

Champ select goes.. completely silent. Our Nidalee locked in saying top so I chose Yasuo. We enter game, she says shes mid fantastic!

This is what the chat sounded like right at the beginning of the game: Yasuo Ok, so I need some assistance top lane because I am melee against a teemo, so it's going to be difficult Nidalee You aren't that good of Yasuo are you? Malphite You aren't that good of a mid laner Nidalee I never said I was good, you probably aren't good either Malphite I am better than you. Eh we lost this game anyways Yasuo Really... Just play smart nothing will go wrong Malphite Why play this game anyways? We are all bronze and silver there is no point <- SALTY ALREADY WHY Yasuo Why are you saying all this? Malphite There is many reasons why, one of them is that I hate this game Yasuo Well this is fantastic It little bit more into the game.... about 20 minutes or so Game announcement: An enemy is legendary! (Sejuani) Nidalee GGWP we lost sejuani so broken and OP who the fuck fed her Yasuo Just stay grouped me and malphite have great synergy Malphite GOES IN 1v5 FOR THE NEXT 3 FIGHTS Yasuo Dude stop, stay grouped with us omfg We win the next couple of fights and its the getting close to the end when... Yasuo play smart we got this... we have strong late game power. [Gets hit by 2 shrooms 20 HP left] Yasuo DONT FIGHT I HAVE NO HP FREAKING TEEMO SHROOMS [pings a million times] Malphite ULT TIME! An ally has been slain! Enemy triple kill! Yasuo GUYS WHY OMG I HAD NO HP WHY DID YOU FIGHT I PINGED!!!!!1 Malphite WOW this Yasuo is so bad reported. You didn't fight with us in the most crucial team fight in the game, we could have won Yasuo I had NO hp because of teemo shrooms Malphite I don't care, we still could have won

End of the game... [We lost]

Malphite This Yasuo... report him please. Sejuani is such bullshit to fuck you sejuani. I could have carried this game so easily Nidalee Omg report my team so bad

This is almost all of my ranked games. It starts out with BM, then ends with BM. Overall the game attitude is just completely destroyed. No one pays attention to anything and the wrong people get blamed. Its amazing! Thanks Riot.

8 Comments

DomainSpecific3 votes

"Thanks Riot"

How is this Riot's fault?

I've grinded ranked non-stop lately, and I get a toxic teammate in 2 out of 3 games; sometimes, even more.

However, I still win 4/7 games. Why? Because I know how to deal with them.

  1. Never talk to them, unless it is to keep the peace, time stuff, or say "Awesome!", "gj", etc.
  2. NEVER BLAME THEM FOR ANYTHING. (extremely important). If someone is blaming (even if they are right), just say "it's ok, we win later" or something like that.
  3. Do not justify anything you do. If your team says "Why did you do that?" just stay silent.

There are many more of these things you need to do if you wanna win easily. Just remember ranked it's 25% won by dealing with teammates.

LegitBacon661 votes

I never blame anyone because it causes even more argument. I was the yasuo in this game. If the game starts out with arguments against me or anyone for that matter what is the point? Saying "its ok we win later" or anything like that makes your team feel you're going to do everything. I almost never encounter someone asking me "why did you do that". Also there is major difference between me and you. You are in platinum 1 and I am in silver 5 so the attitude and flow of the game will be different. (Not saying plat doesn't have toxicity) but I highly doubt its the same as getting it in silver. Also tell me this. Sure you can control the toxicity can you control people making stupid decisions every 5 minutes? Do you control what they press on the keyboard and mouse? I mean you can't deal with teammates that way because that's how I lose 85% of my ranked games.

DomainSpecific1 votes

Oh, if only you have been to plat... I've played the game in all ranks, from Bronze 3 in LAN to Plat I NA currently.

Bronze/Silver people tend to go afk extremely easily, tend to tilt very hard, never go for objectives, among other things. How do you carry them? You make them respect you by getting a great KDA. In lower ranks, people will listen to whoever has a high KDA, or whoever is ganking for them.

In your game, even with your only side of the story, you did many things wrong.

  1. You weren't doing well against Teemo. Lower ranked people NEVER respect anyone who is not doing well, regardless of the situation.
  2. You tried to justify yourself ("I HAD NO HP BECAUSE OF TEEMO SHROOMS"). Lower ranked people don't care about reasons, only outcomes. Just say, "sorry, I will be there next time". After that, DO NOT REPLY TO ANYTHING THEY SAY.
  3. NEVER IMPLY YOU ARE WEAKER THAN YOU OPPONENT, REGARDLESS OF THE SITUATION. "I may need help top because I'm Melee against Teemo" was totally wrong to say, especially since Yasuo can kill Teemo extremely easily after level 6.

These are just attitudes mistakes, not even gameplay mistakes.

LegitBacon661 votes

So its my fault for using attitude when I am giving information out to my team like "I had no HP for teemo shrooms" or I am weaker than my opponent? Seems legit

DomainSpecific1 votes

Yes, it is your fault. Seems stupid? Tell that to your teammates.

You wouldn't talk to a mentally retarded person the same way that you would to an able-minded person. Keep that in mind.

LegitBacon661 votes

No no the fact is that what is there fault or any word I say is seemingly my fault. Im pretty sure everyone on league decently able-minded and not mentally retarded

IllCrushYourKDA2 votes

No words.... Community is weird these days. I'm just wondering how this is possible playing Bard as support in Gold Ranked game and have the most highest damage dealt to champions. Which is one of the most lowest ones :O

LegitBacon662 votes

LOL i have seen bards just carry and go 12/1 its insane

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