Teemo Rework Frustrations

I am 500k+ Mastery Teemo, has been my main for several years now.

Looking at the impending changes here's what I'm seeing.

There are multiple damage nerfs across his entire kit. Base AD nerfed, Attack Speed per level nerfed, Early E on-hit dmg nerfed (scaling only with champion level now?), Q damage nerfed, Q scaling nerfed, R damage nerfed, R scaling nerfed.

This seems just A LITTLE BIT EXTREME.

What does Teemo get in return?

More mana, doesn't matter because Q now costs more mana. More shroom storage, has never been a problem. More shroom bouncing; t his was cute the first time but now it's just ridiculous that you're trying to pass this off as an actual compensation. Damage Amp; Oh boy, my kit's damage has been nerfed in like 8 different ways but I can get some of it back if I'm hitting one person who stepped on a shroom. In lane pre-6 I get a whopping 2~ seconds of amp time and am required to cast Blinding Dart to get it

=The part about Guerilla Warfare=

28 second cooldown at max rank. But it's Okay, Riot has made the decision for you that you should play around bushes