This is the main thing I don't understand about this effing game.

Ekko's allowed to have:

A passive that jumps his movement speed 50-80% (And procs VERY easily) for 2-3 seconds. A 2 second slow that deals damage twice. A dash, a blink, and an empowered auto, built in to the same move. A 2 second AOE STUN that ALSO PROVIDES A FUCKING SHIELD. An ult that deals 130% AP damage, heals him, has insane base ratios, and returns him to his position from 4 seconds ago. Whether that be from his base or not.

Poppy's allowed to have:

An empowered ranged-melee autoattack that provides enemy repositioning and a shield. A high slowing Q that deals percentage damage twice. A ranged stun that lasts for 2 seconds when maxed out. An ability that interrupts any and all dashes, increases her movement speed, and spike her resistances under 40% health. A CC monster of an ult that's good for engaging, disengaging, removing people from a fight, repositioning, and incredible damage.

All these champions that do literally nothing poorly. And 's not allowed to have his small fucking ranged harrass, because it's too safe and oppressive? What Tencent world am I living in?