(me) (gets a 4 man ult and ground slam which does more then half the enemy teams hp)
(presses R, kills enemey team)
GJ yas
what an animal
yasuo is a god
Enemy team
yas carries u scrubs
yasuo carried that last fight
thanks guys, you can call me daddy from now on (edited this in because i know this is what he was thinking)
Me
http://www.quickmeme.com/img/1d/1da85ad3268db6bd9baac54bbcaa2d2d7c3a7e601e81b3e09b1d58bd6978c4e4.jpg
this happens every time i play malphite
Gunpoint41 votesHate Yasuo so much.
Voidner2 votes[deleted]
Little Stick Man21 votesthats Lucian...
yas doesn't even have a project icon
Mhihnj1 voteslel
Voidner1 votes[deleted]
Little Stick Man1 voteseveryone makes mistakes lol don't sweat it
Stephenizgod27 votesWelcome to the life of a Support...
me and ADC vs their whole team
- Lands binding on ADC, ults hitting their assassin mid, fighter top, diver jungler for a total of 4 people locked down. Black Shields the ADC right before they got hit by huge CC. Throws down W and runs around auto attacking the carries and blocking shots for ADC .
- Hits R and gets a Penta.
Other Team: "Damn Ez is so strong omg what a boss nice penta bro"
My Team: "Holy crap this Ez omg 1v5 much?"
Me: "... ye cuz i missed all my abilities and just stood there like an idiot..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGy5ZJ8cSUE
^ my life
Baron of Bread5 votesFor the longest time I had thought the Ezreal was thanking Taric. Then I started to play support.
Anidan13 votesWhy is it that when I play support, I get kind carries, but when I play carry I get the rudest, most egotistical supports?
I know that really isn't the norm but it's just so strange having the exact opposite result of everyone else on the boards for whatever reason.
Baron of Bread1 votesMight have something to do with how you play ADC (aggro, passive, etc.) and when you play it (with friends, going solo). I know if I am a real aggro type support and my ADC is being a pansy I will get a bit annoyed.
I personally haven't had a lot of trouble with jerk ADCs (or jerk supports, but I don't play ADC much).
Anidan1 votesTrue. Playstyle, time of day, and a good deal of luck may have something to do with it.. Some people have absolutely none in terms of ADCs they get stuck with unfortunately :(
TeCoolMage1 votesYeah when I play ADC the supports I play with insist on victimizing themselves and withholding heals when I do something like Ashe ult the spell shielded Sivir once in the entire game.
On the other hand, if I play support, the ADC is fine but I get the mid laner threatening to report me for not treating them like the ADC.
When I play mid, the ADC starts freaking out when I don't follow the assassin to their lane and just ping MIA before pushing instead.
Top and jungler tho... Don't even try.
will matchmaking ever find true balance
Deadly Mittens1 votesI'm sorry, I just hate when the adc gets less damage than a janna because they have no idea when to fight so they only ever attack when the stars align and they are certain they won't die. If you take yourself out of the teamfight, you already did the opponents job for them. Positioning means positioning to safely deal damage, not being 100 teemos away so no-one can hit you (unless you're 
)
Stephenizgod1 votesWhen I Support the ADC expects me to do everything and gives me nothing... If a bush is not instantly warded I get 20 pings to ward it, even when I say I have no wards. If I land really good CC, they will sit there and do nothing. If I get hit by CC or body block for them, they refuse to use heal until they themselves are in danger. If I miss an ability all hell breaks lose, but if they miss its because I am not pressuring them enough.
Having said that, most of the time my team will say "Gj Bot" instead of "Gj ADC" so thats nice. Still when we are in a Teamfight and I am basically the only thing keeping them alive, but Xin is coming for that ass and I can't stop him then Vayne pins him to a wall saving the Vel'Koz... its always "Ty Vayne" or "Beast Vayne the Life Saver"... no one says "Hey thanks Janna you kept me alive and in the fight when i had 50 HP" or at least "ty for the shields and heals". Its ok though, baby steps.
EvilRabbitt1 votesHad that problem my last support game on Leona. I asked at start "hey, do you want a poke or all in support?" "I want an all in" picks Leona "do you wanna go ham at 2 or 3?" "go at 2" goes ham at 2 and dies to 1v2 while adc farms minions despite me pinging and typing that I was going in "Report support, feeder". I hate supporting bronze. When I adc I will give my life for my support when possible, love my friends :D
TurquoiseYoshi1 votesThe opposite thing always happens to me. My friend, the Thresh main, is complemented almost every game. Even if I'm Corki and unload tons of burst or I'm Amumu and start the fight with an ult, he's the one complemented. It's hilarious.
Melledoneus13 votes
Ults to ADC
Dashes away and flashes from fight
Appears ...
"Wtf, go to your own lane. Why'd you waste ulti?"
Sighs sadly and recalls
Ralanr7 votesEvery. Time.
Even when my camera is unlocked.
Knoyle8 votesSupport Lyfe
Poptart Evelynn5 votesPressed R when they grouped together.
MAD SKILLS MLG 360 NO SCOPED.
kk
Void Nargacuga5 votesDude... Dude... Dude... If I was that I'd tell them this: Yeah I got those kills but... You guys grouped up when we had a that I could combo off. If anything. I'm thanking HIM!
Mhihnj9 votesOr would you? I don't think you will live long enough to type that entire sentence
Void Nargacuga1 votesI'd try to find some way to short hand it. Or just wait until after the fact of the teamfight/whatever happened.
AwesomeChad2 votesshush, rock man. you're a tank.
Ralanr1 votesTanks deserve some of the spotlight damn it.
Photos of Ghosts1 votesThat's da jok
Shadow Gilgamesh1 votesWelcome to the life of part of the yasuo wombo. Wukong and Alistar also know that feel.
Rendarkan1 votes
Vi is actually more finesse cause you need them tight pack and have Yas be right there ready to catch em all in one swoop.
50000000000000001 votesShould have gone full AP and get melted like that Yasuo would have if you hadn't landed that 4 man ult
Stars Shaper1 votesWish I had you in my games. Last Malphites I had did their best tu ult only 1 guy and possibly the tank plus only when I was far enough not to be in range.
Maratsune1 votesIt's like getting a double kill bot lane and having somebody say 'gj adc'. They don't realize that as the support, if I wanted to, I could have gotten us both killed in that fight, rather than the other way around. I orchestrate that shit like a fine machine. I have the power o_o So at least just say 'gj bot lane', k? /sigh
DorkunedAuras1 votesI always do that
Ruin Lance1 votesso i always hear about people complaining about stuff like this but i don't think i've ever actually seen it happen.
Maratsune1 votesStuff like that happens all the time, but when I wrote that I was particularly irked about a game I had where I was supp and we got a double kill and one of my team mates literally said 'gj lucian'. It pissed me off yo. Lol.
zedworx1 votesMeanwhile you can not give a damn what anyone in the game says and be happy you made a good play.
La Barbotte1 votesyup, carries get all the fame, but we arent the heros summoners rift deserve, we are the ones it needs right now, because we can take it, we are watchful protectors, silent guardians, dark knights
GenghisEmo1 votesI actually say "gj" then Yas says "ty" Then i tell him the truth "it was all Malphite, if it wasnt for his ult, Yas would have never gotten the killss" "Yas, dont say ty to me, say it to Malph" XD
Im a a supp main. So i know the feels very well. And when i jg in S5, i went Team focused tanks in jg, to aid them in getting fed. And rarely got thx, so i know the feel even there.
Dealth1 votesIt's just DST. They know that yasuo players are huge babies who will afk if they don't get attention. Nothing personal about malphite, but you just have to cater to those yasuos.
Elijah Prophet1 votesUtility champ problems man. No glory, no praise. Only hot, fiery, flaming hell.
ForgiveColour1 votesI mean youre playing a braindead champion
Occams Raiser1 votesSo you do it for the props? The win should be enough
ZenithEin1 votesWelcome to being to set-up for someone else's punchline.
