After dynamic queue where comes a sneak peek of new content!

Cenobite Azaziel··3 votes·580 views

Dynamic clubs: Yes! more friends = more fun (and cash spent on skins =T), so every day your club will merge with other. Any queue you enter you will have 4 other random members of both clubs so you can make new fwends! Give gifts to them, it's fun! [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Dynamic Afking: We know how boring can be a 4x5 game, but fear you not! If there is an AFK in any team, one random player of the non afk team will be kicked out of the match! So he will have more time to chit chat with his pals in the clubs, have fun with the boys! After 5 minutes he will be able to come back in the game, but that time can be mitigated if he buys a skins, showing signs that he is making new friends! Because friendship is magic!

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Dynamic RP: Every week the RP will be swapped between the members of the club that should be and can only be spent with gifts, that means funs and self expression.

Dynamic farming: It is hard to farm! We at riot know it. Since we loved HOTS, we will make the farm dynamic. No worries to farm anymore! Just have that gold flow and you will have more time to think about what matter! Skins! You character should be fancy. Buy the new skin Ezreal Barbie medic. You can be anything!

[zombie-nunu-hearts]

Dynamic champions: We know that league is suffering a stagnant death, that's the reason we were shoving mordekaiser into bot lane! It's crazy and fun! So every matchup you will have dynamic masteries, shared with your friends, dynamic runes and dynamic champions with shuffled skins! So much FUN!

Dynamic BOL: Have you ever thought why we didn't included a VAC that could kick instantly? Neither did we! For a small contribution all the hassle of playing a difficult champion can be taken off your hands.

Dynamic winning: We know how losing and throwing can make you sad =[. So We will introduce dynamic winning! Winning or losing will be decided by an RGN that we will never give you the formula. Here's a tip: It probably involves RP. By RP we mean Repeatedly Parties. Play with the same friends! The more RP you have, the more chances of winning you get \o.

Dynamic Elo: Ohhhh, you are queuing with your friends and can't reach that magic elo of gold? Fear not target whale audience! There is no need to play anymore! Since higher elo means fun, self expression and happines, we will have dynamic elo! Were all league members are friends! By the ending season all elos will be randomized. But you are guaranteed to get at least gold V if you spent at least 100U$ in that season. So you know you are special golden snow flake. Don't forget to pay some money to us. If you don't, who in the world will make you feel good and unique?

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Dynamic pay to win: For a small fee you can be the best player in league, winning all the games and climbing the rank ladder.

Riot, because we love to dynamic ruin a perfect game.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Why is this in gameplay instead of memes? Dynamic queue reeks. So bad. That is a possible future if all challenge is removed from league.

TL;DR: Salty about dynamic queue.

2 Comments

Lord SaIadin1 votes

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Privileged Jew1 votes

You forgot dynamic fun. It's only fun when you're on the winning side of a stomp, but since all it takes to lose a match is one lane feeding another these days, the likelihood of you getting stomped, or stomping is roughly 50%. We at Rito think this is an acceptable figure.

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