Wow stickers are being used to "fix" dynamic q "ranked"

Cenobite Azaziel·6/30/2016, 4:08:25 AM·56 votes·1,643 views

Well I guess the game is really over. "Rito, dynamic queue is awlful!" rito- Ok, revert it partially back up in diamond (So guess what 3/2 vs 3/2 teams, no full teams or 4/1 cancer teams), and autofill since no one cares to support. "Well that's a decent move but you could give us solo q back... what about the other elos?" rito - Gold, plat, silver? Nooo.... they need to be happy and have fun with their friends. So the will keep having 4/1 teams. Because Pro teams are dominating diamond BUT there is noooo problem going 4/1 vs 5. Here, have a sticker! "But the balance is broken!" rito -"NOOOOO IT'S NOT! HERE HAVE YOUR STICKER! STICKERS ARE FUN! KEEP GRIDING AS A SOLOQ".

I guess "no it isn't broken, have a sticker" is a good game design decision. "RITOOOO, ekko tank is broken, will you nerf him?" rito -"NOOOO IT'S NOT, HAVE A STICKER!"

"Damn swain remake is dealing too much damage..." rito- "HERE HAVE A STICKER! AHA! STICKERS MAKES THE GAME FEEL GREAT!"

"Keystones are making the kits irrelevant and are f** up balance, making some champions OP and others awful." rito -"Heyheyey! Here have a sticker! It called mastery. You can show up to your friends! Make some friends and make them buy skins!"

Well, I should've known. You already pulled out this trick before. "Wtf. You are putting back in the market LIMITED skins? " rito- "Yes! Because skins are about Fun, MONEY cof cof cof, and self-expression. So you get two stickers one is for your avatar and the other is a cheap watermark in the loading screen" "You could recolor the skins you know...give us early adopters something exclusive" rito - "NOPE, STICKERS ARE MORE FUN! THEY ARE GREAT! EXCLUSIVE CHEAP STICKERSSSSSS"

I guess I should get a sticker since I survived the xin zhao launch and rengar launch.

When you try to fabricate whales to grab some cash f*ing up the leecher/freeloaders, sooner or later they will abandon the ship. Sure. Whales will pay for the servers, but the freeloaders are necessary for the experience. The queue times will get longer and the game will slowly die. But hey! We have boards STICKER TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] STICKERSSSSSSSSS

[slayer-jinx-catface]

StickERSSSS FIESTAAAAAA

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Boy. How low can you go riot? Here. Have a sticker. You are a special company riot. [zombie-brand-facepalm]

14 Comments

Battlecast Sona6/30/2016, 7:37:35 PM9 votes

Riot: "we know this won't fix everything, but we want to showcase solo players and so as a beginning step we're adding solo stickers."

community: "WTF RITO STICKERS WON'T FIX DYNAQ OMG WTF SO STUPID"

Dominick Destine6/30/2016, 10:42:13 PM6 votes

Solo queue was the only reason I played this game.

I Like Things 6/30/2016, 6:22:44 PM4 votes

Only players that are still around from season 1 or 2 will appreciate the sincere honesty in this post. Have my up vote.

Anyone that started after Season 3 still probably has their rose lenses on.

Oh and obligatory sticker [slayer-jinx-catface]

KVbqbFsC8e6/30/2016, 10:21:02 AM4 votes

Pathetically feeble attempt to appease people who want solo que.

HaloDragonX6/30/2016, 3:15:08 PM3 votes

Nice shitpost

Mojihito6666/30/2016, 10:11:32 AM3 votes

Really where the f**ck can i see the new emblems on other players.

I wanna see those boosted animals they are but i cant find them :(

MisterLayzee7/1/2016, 12:12:51 AM2 votes

Stickers make for poor band-aids.

Voidrey6/30/2016, 5:32:30 PM2 votes

you solos really blow everything thing out of proportion

Canastus7/1/2016, 4:07:22 PM1 votes

And here I thought Paper Mario Sticker Star was enough of a deterrent.

Looks like another game is going to fall victim to these filthy stickers.

Lady Hammerlock6/30/2016, 9:23:04 PM1 votes

just blame dinkelberg

SlashStriker6/30/2016, 10:36:15 PM1 votes

shitty ass stickers.

This is probably part of experiment "How people play" DQ - Solo or with friends

TheSaltyScourge6/30/2016, 10:44:40 PM1 votes

STICKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS