Wow stickers are being used to "fix" dynamic q "ranked"
Well I guess the game is really over. "Rito, dynamic queue is awlful!" rito- Ok, revert it partially back up in diamond (So guess what 3/2 vs 3/2 teams, no full teams or 4/1 cancer teams), and autofill since no one cares to support. "Well that's a decent move but you could give us solo q back... what about the other elos?" rito - Gold, plat, silver? Nooo.... they need to be happy and have fun with their friends. So the will keep having 4/1 teams. Because Pro teams are dominating diamond BUT there is noooo problem going 4/1 vs 5. Here, have a sticker! "But the balance is broken!" rito -"NOOOOO IT'S NOT! HERE HAVE YOUR STICKER! STICKERS ARE FUN! KEEP GRIDING AS A SOLOQ".
I guess "no it isn't broken, have a sticker" is a good game design decision. "RITOOOO, ekko tank is broken, will you nerf him?" rito -"NOOOO IT'S NOT, HAVE A STICKER!"
"Damn swain remake is dealing too much damage..." rito- "HERE HAVE A STICKER! AHA! STICKERS MAKES THE GAME FEEL GREAT!"
"Keystones are making the kits irrelevant and are f** up balance, making some champions OP and others awful." rito -"Heyheyey! Here have a sticker! It called mastery. You can show up to your friends! Make some friends and make them buy skins!"
Well, I should've known. You already pulled out this trick before. "Wtf. You are putting back in the market LIMITED skins? " rito- "Yes! Because skins are about Fun, MONEY cof cof cof, and self-expression. So you get two stickers one is for your avatar and the other is a cheap watermark in the loading screen" "You could recolor the skins you know...give us early adopters something exclusive" rito - "NOPE, STICKERS ARE MORE FUN! THEY ARE GREAT! EXCLUSIVE CHEAP STICKERSSSSSS"
I guess I should get a sticker since I survived the xin zhao launch and rengar launch.
When you try to fabricate whales to grab some cash f*ing up the leecher/freeloaders, sooner or later they will abandon the ship. Sure. Whales will pay for the servers, but the freeloaders are necessary for the experience. The queue times will get longer and the game will slowly die. But hey! We have boards STICKER TOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs] STICKERSSSSSSSSS
[slayer-jinx-catface]
StickERSSSS FIESTAAAAAA
[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
Boy. How low can you go riot? Here. Have a sticker. You are a special company riot. [zombie-brand-facepalm]