SILVER JUNGLER: "Garen! Why of all people are you splitting!?"
ME: "Maybe because I'm Garen and I have TP and I just told you that I would be bot and have TP available?"
Please feel free to add your own stories from the true Elo-Hell
ME: "Maybe because I'm Garen and I have TP and I just told you that I would be bot and have TP available?"
Please feel free to add your own stories from the true Elo-Hell
All elos can be elo hell >.>
One of my provisional games, I was the jungle. Both players bottom and mid had died before level 3. And top? He didn't go top. He followed me into the jungle and tried to steal my monsters.
No offense, but of all the top laners to split push, Garen isn't really the one to do it.
You would be far better served grouping and letting someone with more damage split to actually take towers, otherwise you are just infinitely pushing waves for fun, unless you are just ridiculously ahead cause your lane opponent fed.
Seriously though, when any Garen pushes, I just go push back and kill minions and walk off. Garen pushes wave, I kill minions, etc etc etc. He doesn't have the damage to take towers that fast, and if he isn't fed, or is building not tanky ish, then he is kind of easy to ignore compared to tank Garen, who just never dies, so is legit frustrating.
A real elo hell moment is when when someone locks in Vayne top into one of the 50 champs that easily ignore her, watches them feed all game, then continue to swear to you Vayne top counters everyone lol
That is when you want to faceplant.