4 things riot refuses to nerf

Minions: http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Minion got buffed and nerfed over time, but both have had changes.

nexus: you are right about that one

flash: http://leagueoflegends.wikia.com/wiki/Flash actually had a nerf in season 1.

Fiora: probably might need a small nerf but did have her fair share of buffs and nerfs over her existence. http://lol.gamepedia.com/Fiora_-_The_Grand_Duelist#Patch_History

Also: I get that you are being sarcastic, but if you want to make a balance post about fiora, make a balance post about fiora. Post like this seem more at home in memes and games.

Why would minions need nerfs. They are fine, unless you mean Super wave onto Nexus, but that is more turrets kiss butt.

The nexus. Im tired of losing games just because of how op it is

You're right, Needs to have a channel time. I mean,it's like 's ult,but at least she has kind of an animation,This thing doesn't have anything .-.

you forget