"Your champion sucks"

Lost R··1 votes·611 views

Every fucking game now, everyone says every champion they don't happen to be playing as at that particular moment sucks. Either they are overpowered, underpowered, or both. This always happens when the person saying this shit is losing DREADFULLY, usually saying that X champion is underpowered, even as said "underpowered nerfed into the ground below shit tier fuck rito" champion is busy pummeling them into the ground.

As if saying this enough will suddenly, magically delete the champion like this works off the same logic as Peter Pan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBsXiTDIahA

I have a new theory. Maybe X champion isn't shit tier. Maybe you just suck wet, fetid ass.

I've played this game long enough and played with enough champions to know most everyone's strengths and weaknesses. No champion is a one size beats all. If you have to resort to this stupid-ass mantra to blunt your own failures, then you suck a lot more than you let on.

7 Comments

I Like Teemo2 votes

only champ i feel is underpowered right now Ivern and as for over powered there are abilities on champs i feel are a little op but by no means does that make the champ broken

Sylas tho... this man is rampant and riot is gonna keep him that way

Lost R2 votes

I haven't played him that often, lately. I've been trying to level up other supports to add to my M7 collection. My main problem with him in theory is the problem I have with all super-UT supports (Rakan, Yuumi, Soraka, Ivern). They rely too much on their allies, and I've been finding player morale to have cratered harder than ever. Missing a single minion in the first minion wave is more than enough to make people want to force a surrender.

Quiet Dude1 votes

I wouldn't worry about. It takes a petty manchild to call someone out because of the superfluous notion their champion is "bad". Chalk their advice up as to what it truly is: a cry for attention.

Zed genius1 votes

Try and play shaco jungle versus sylas or sejuani first and then you can see for yourself what these people mean : )

Lost R1 votes

"versus" is the key word, there. Like I said, not every champion is a one size beats all. In some cases, fighting as a certain champion against certain enemies is an uphill struggle. I've learned to note when I'll encounter such problems and how to deal with it. That's why I play support; it requires me to be more versatile and perceptive than any other role.

Zed genius1 votes

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That's why I play support;

Ah, this explains it

Lost R1 votes

Okay, let me rephrase that. I main support because no one else will, but it also taught me to be more versatile and perceptive than any other role, but I aspire to be proficient with all champions and all roles. The problem comes when I deal with not just individual players or entire teams or entire divisions, but entire continental regions that are so rigid and inflexible, they may as well be minions.

And just because I'm a support won't stop me from fighting a fed assassin jungler solo, if I must, or pushing and defending every lane. And I have more times than you could ever hope to possibly imagine.

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