Zoe has no Taric interactions? Seriously?

EinarUlfar·Nov 6, 2017·133 votes·5,279 views

I expected two aspects to have at least one interaction. ._.

74 Comments

LimmieNov 6, 201760 votes

Well she had to have like 20 with Ezreal for some reason. Reminds when they gave PF Cait no interactions with Vi.

NevrankroatonNov 7, 20176 votes

It is kinda something that define her a lot. She is a self aware as a person and not an entity, this poor girl scream "Awkward" and social insecurity, she doesn't know how to interact or flirt. Look at how she is loving the yordles or female character but doesn't know how to properly praise or act socially around them.

She is Zoe before being an entity, while other Targonian characters are apparently more bound to them being "reincarnation" and stuff.

Also PF Cait talk with Ezreal because of the PF lore, Vi isn't in it... Yet ; )

Ps: Yeah, I really appreciate Zoe. Awkward loud 'obnoxious' clueless socially person? I am in. Gonna main that with Urgot.

KnalxzNov 7, 201719 votes

God 1: So who should we empower next to become an ultra being? Any of the 130 champions that are all stalwarts of their peoples?

God 2: HOW ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL WITH NO CONCEPT OF THE GRAVITY TO HER ACTIONS?!?!

God 3: Oh so Annie or Lulu?

God 2: NO! I MEAN A NEW ONE! ONE WHO IS SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND CLEARLY MENTALITY UNSTABLE!

God 3: bu-

God 1: Dude, let him have this one. If the human children don't start going missing then ours will.

God 2: YOU KNOW THE GAME I PLAY ALL TO WELL!

TattersallNov 7, 20178 votes

See, that's the thing. It's possible that Zoe is actually one of those gods herself. We haven't learned that Aspects are immortal, yet Zoe apparently is. Plus, the Aspects that we know currently are all more or less bound to Runeterra, but Zoe has clearly gone off world a number of times, and may not even be from Runeterra originally. And the way she speaks to Sol…

LeetriNov 7, 20175 votes

I saw a Rioter confirm she's about as powerful as Aurelion Sol in the lore, so she's more or less a god.

KnalxzNov 7, 20172 votes

That doesn't make the parody any better.

Instead of a good being a %%%%phile there is a god who desires to only be a child but still have relationships with those who are seemingly older then they are while also being aware of their godly status and societal norms.

So her hatred of Lux and love of Ezreal boils down to I'm doing this because I can.

She could seemingly just as easily make herself look better then Lux or meet a god that is far better looking the Ez, Taric while also being a woman herself BUT she chooses to be a child and try to seduce people and berate them for having more matured bodies.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

It's either this horrible succubus child OR a %%%%phile. Neither are good.

DayvigilanteNov 7, 20172 votes

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That doesn't make the parody any better.

Instead of a good being a %%%%phile there is a god who desires to only be a child but still have relationships with those who are seemingly older then they are while also being aware of their godly status and societal norms.

So her hatred of Lux and love of Ezreal boils down to I'm doing this because I can.

She could seemingly just as easily make herself look better then Lux or meet a god that is far better looking the Ez, while also being a woman herself BUT she chooses to be a child and try to seduce people and berate them for having more matured bodies.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

It's either this horrible succubus child OR a %%%%phile. Neither are good.

Why are you censoring yourself. Saying the word %%%%phile doesn't make you one

Edit: Why would riot censor the word ped op hile in such a stupid and obvious way on the forums, what the hell

KnalxzNov 8, 20171 votes

Yeah I didn't even know that they had censor's on this site until now. I guess Riot is totally fine with people throwing racial slurs and other hate based speech at each other but saying a word like %%%% is far too unrefined for their tastes.

Wow they even censored the shorted version of the word.

Sexy Jack RabbitNov 7, 20179 votes

I mean, Tryndamere, Taric, Ryze, Gnar, Jinx or Ekko aren't in the PF Universe either and yet they all got quotes from PF Caitlyn.

Not really a sound argument.

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 7, 20172 votes

This completely depends on the aspect it seems.

Leona is just leona, while she does feel the presence inside of her she's still herself. Atreuslost his will and Atreus is basically dead turning him into Pantheon.

Fishing BoatNov 7, 20171 votes

Seems to depend on the aspect, it seems that pantheon is normally a more direct instrument of the targonians, looking at the previous pantheon's direct contact with Aurelion Sol

xelakerNov 8, 20171 votes

so put 3 or 4 awkward flirty lines and move on....

Sexy Jack RabbitNov 7, 201743 votes

2 and half minutes of ~~fuckboy~~ Ezreal quotes were more important then ones for Taric, Leona, Diana, Pantheon, Lulu, Ivern, etc.

mkynerNov 7, 201717 votes

This. Did they even consider how much air time those Ezreal quotes end up getting in game once she is released? It's a lot of resources devoted to a very low-probability occurrence. They would have been so much better spread with a few interactions for way more Champions.

TwitchInMyPantsNov 7, 20179 votes

I think they want to hammer it in your head anytime you're near Ezreal that she's obsessed

Though IDK how that prevents her from just having general "Targon champions" lines like she does with female champs if they didn't want to do special interactions

O Fallen ScholarNov 7, 20175 votes

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2 and half minutes of ~~fuckboy~~ Ezreal quotes were more important then ones for Taric, Leona, Diana, Pantheon, Lulu, Ivern, etc.

I blame weebs at the Riot department.

OurLestradeNov 6, 201722 votes

To be honest, I expected all those lines for Ezreal to be aimed at him instead.

JbelsNov 6, 201720 votes

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To be honest, I expected all those lines for Ezreal to be aimed at him instead.

If the Targonian entities are supposed to be inspired by Greek mythology, then I think it actually makes more sense for one of the entities to fall for a mortal. The Greek gods were infamous for falling in love with mortals on a whim

Stars ShaperNov 6, 201716 votes

While what you say it's true, I really doubt that this is the reason things went like this.

What most likely happened was:

Dev 1: "Hey, lets make the new girl hate Lux, they have similar magics after all" Dev 2: "Ok but how do we do that? Rivalry on magic and sparkles?" Dev 3: "She has a crush on Ezreal and hates Lux for that" Dev 1/2: "It's set then!"

JbelsNov 6, 201711 votes

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While what you say it's true, I really doubt that this is the reason things went like this.

What most likely happened was:

Dev 1: "Hey, lets make the new girl hate Lux, they have similar magics after all" Dev 2: "Ok but how do we do that? Rivalry on magic and sparkles?" Dev 3: "She has a crush on Ezreal and hates Lux for that" Dev 1/2: "It's set then!"

....sigh.....I wouldn't even be surprised.

SpecterVonBarenNov 7, 20177 votes

You say this as if this isn't how a lot of design ideas go for most things anyway.

Big Black CrocNov 7, 201728 votes

falling in love with mortals on a whim

Taric x Ezreal ship, god bless

KnalxzNov 7, 20174 votes

Ah yes, my favorite quote about Greek gods.

"Allow Thor to retort your shape shifting rapist!"

-Thor Addressing Zeus

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 7, 20171 votes

wrong mythology.

KnalxzNov 7, 20171 votes

Zeus isn't a greek god?

Since when?

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 7, 20173 votes

thor isn't

KnalxzNov 8, 20171 votes

Wow, that joke went waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_xFOmYxKYw

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 8, 20172 votes

I already explained this shit.

Just cuz i saw that video ages ago doesn't mean i remember 1 line from it. I doubt most ppl do. It's not even one of their most famous ones.

KnalxzNov 8, 20171 votes

It is literally their self proclaimed best and held in the same regard by their community.

The others only get more views because again something they eve n said themselves is because of the people in the battle not the battle itself.

When they went on the road it was the first song they played and had the most encore votes.

Also I'm pretty sure you remember a billion otehr useless memes but how was this so far beyond you? Hell your name is fucking name is of an old comedian.

Dude just admit it, the joke went over your head. It's not so much of a terrible thing to cry over.

Jerry SeinfeIdNov 8, 20172 votes

waw it's almost as if ppl remember memes they're constantly using better than the ones they don't. I already admitted "the joke" went over my head. You wanna hear those specific words that bad? or do you expect me to suddenly remember that one line?

IDC what they think is their best one it's far from their most famous one. This is one of their later episodes too after the peak of their popularity. and if you ask ppl to tell you where that line comes from most won't know i'm willing to bet my whole bank account on that.

The joke went over my head. You happy now? jeez, ya'll really need to learn to move on.

And i'll have you know jerry is still a comedian, he even had a netflix special not too long ago.

KnalxzNov 8, 20171 votes

Just because someone is an old comedian doesn't mean they're a retired one. You see this is your problem you see words but instead of reading what they mean you take a whole new meaning out of them.

Also your argument is odd.

Again they've admitted that those videos with nearly 100 million views are done so by the people featured in the I.E. Donald Trump vs Hillary Clinton they even said that all of season 4 which had the most views of all of their seasons was about a political statement and that they'd try not the do it again in the future since ERB is meant for fun.

Also you're judging the one time views as their fans which isn't how a fandom works. If a bunch of people buy a book simply because it's controversial those aren't the fans of the author but people getting into the spice. Another example is Reddit channels. They'll have millions of views and 400 subs because those people are one time viewers not their fans. The one time viewers who came because of the titles or for something they've never seen and as you can see in the comments aren't even there for the ERB. Those people don't really count for the songs popularity just the video's. Check their downloads for the music and you'll see which is their best.

Thor vs Zeus is one of the biggest which again is why they used it as their intro song for when they went on the road. It's not a matter of it being on the lower end on YouTube because their best there are all meme characters or hot topic people.

Also i think you have some memory issues because you never said anything about the joke going over your head or previously about how you talked about Zeus and Thor to me.

It's also another odd argument for you to say its popularity is dedicated to their fall of popularity but season 4 and 3 were some of their best number years. The others only picked up with their age and the increasing fan base.

But anyways you said you don't care either way so I'l leave you be and take the win that you just admitted the joke went over your head and cried about it so.

Later tatter.

AntiSkillshotNov 8, 20171 votes

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If the Targonian entities are supposed to be inspired by Greek mythology, then I think it actually makes more sense for one of the entities to fall for a mortal. The Greek gods were infamous for falling in love with mortals on a whim

Mostly Zeus, Poseidon, Hermes (Though, he did that like once), and Apollo were infamous for that. Aphrodite might've done it once or twice. Outside of them, I don't recall any of the Greek gods falling in love with a mortal.

PokladnicaZlaNov 7, 201715 votes

We got so many for Ez,Lux and attacking a human female,but no quotes aimed at the Aspects,Bard or Soraka.

Like,priorities . . .

RalanrNov 6, 201713 votes

She doesn’t interact with many aspects by the looks of it.

Critmaster GarenNov 8, 20171 votes

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She doesn’t interact with many aspects by the looks of it.

she doesnt interact with many champions at all tbh.

recently more champions got an increasing amount of voice lines, and interactions with tons of champions. which is why it suprises me that she has barely any at all.

The DreamwalkerNov 7, 201710 votes

I am more upset that she has no Star Guardian interactions, or any skin interactions.

I mean, she loves glitter, color, animals, etc. these things = Star Guardians.

By animals I mean their sprites.

[sg-janna]

Agent CorgiNov 7, 20172 votes

I imagine they might give her interactions when/if she get's a Star Guardian Skin, she would honest to god fit right in with that skin line.

The DreamwalkerNov 7, 20176 votes

I know right. Soraka fit the bill. Now, it is only a matter of time before Zoe gets one. Probably when the next batch of Star Guardians are released.

CithriaCNov 7, 20179 votes

I think there are more interactions that skin spotlight didn't cover(hopefully).

edit: I hope she and taliyah get an interaction, the wandering thing they have going on, and the fact that they share voice artists.

NyarlathοtepNov 7, 20176 votes

Dude screw that, she has no interaction with bard. The first cosmic champ.

CasterGilgameshNov 7, 20176 votes

cries in Soraka

zero356Nov 8, 20171 votes

cries in goat*

Agent CorgiNov 7, 20174 votes

Kinda sad she doesn't have anything to say about Ivern Ivern , they both are the two most friendliest champions I've seen since Braum Braum & possibly Gnar Gnar .

Mighty MorteinNov 8, 20174 votes

If there's no Ezreal in a game, she loses half of her quotes.

[sg-ahri-2]

Stars ShaperNov 6, 20173 votes

Honestly I expected at least one too...

MuzétNov 6, 20172 votes

Despite all this power, she often shirks her duties in favor of blowing bubbles and playing tricks on unsuspecting mortals. One can never be sure of what she’s really aiming for... other than her own amusement.

Well she seems to not care much about other newer aspect. Yeah she could have a line for at least each one of them but at the same time it fits her to not have anything to say. I mean she's kinda powerful and childish. So... what would she care about something that doesn't interest her or have an influence on her? It's not like she has to train them or something.

Karn BishopNov 7, 20172 votes

Well in fairness would you talk to what is in effect your buddys left over cosmic poop? ew.

TheCharmingCharmNov 7, 20172 votes

I'm personally disappointed with her champion interactions. Most new champions have an interaction for a large amount of champions. Meanwhile Zoe has interactions with like 3 champions and that's it. (I was looking forward to an annie interaction ;__; )

2BeholdNov 7, 20172 votes

I liked her interactions and was super disappointed they had nothing for the other aspects or similar themes. Like the lux ez stuff was great but lets not blow our VO budget on that next time...

BumblebeadyNov 8, 20172 votes

Or Pantheon or Diana or Leona or anyone other than Lux and Ezreal. I get that her crush and inexperience with mortal things is part of her character, and a lot of her non-special interaction voice lines are pretty interesting, but I wish they had taken the opportunity to give some more insight into Targon. Especially since Zoe is a different kind of entity than we've ever seen before, I'd love to hear some of her thoughts on the Solari and Lunari and what's going on on Runeterra