Sejuani is a really good rework guys

reworked her because she was brainless, which is fair

rework is probably even more brainless, but riot in their endless boundless wisdom found a way to take a simple kit and drain any sense of fun or autonomy out of it, to give us an intense E-clicking experience that'll leave even the most sugar-hyped ADHD child emotionally dead for the next 4 hours

hoo wee it's probably my favorite thing, standing in a teamfight and waiting for my to do what is supposed to be my job for me, so I can press E, do some % damage and then do nothing to those people for the next 10 seconds. when i played old sej i always thought "you know, this is pretty enjoyable but i really want my personal skill to matter even less than it usually does when i'm playing a tank, i really want to be fucked over because my teammates don't want to be forced to change their picks to suit my needs"

and forget about her old niche, it makes a lot of sense that a late game tank off-carry should actually be an early game CC bot. gotta get that diversity after all, sejuani is filling a role we clearly didn't have filled yet.

tbh you may as well just remove her health scaling W altogether, it's not like you put it there with the intention of letting me do any damage, so why are you teasing me with the possibility that maybe i might get to be anything other than a meat sack? make it do no damage, actually, that way I can be even more reliant on this extra-fun interactive intuitive point and click nuke you gave me, after all i'm not here to do anything but throw out point and click high counterplay stuns, so why not """enhance""" that fantasy and make it the only thing that does damage. oh yeah and just to be safe, you guys completely neutered any and every alternative build besides tank. can't have any of that item diversity, the main selling point of why league is different from mobas. none of that, am i right guys ? :) haha

as laughably badly as you botched this rework, at least i get to coast by on the LP gravy train at the cost of my dignity, at least until you inevitably trash sej again and leave her worse off than she started.

so i just wanna say overall, GOOD JOB RIOT, i've just never been more happy, please rework more of the champs i like and make them unrecognizable to me, since you've taken so many of them already, once you've ruined everyone i like maybe i'll finally be able to stop playing