Once again, still an obsession with teamfighting
No one wants to push, or defend, or go for objectives, or ward, or do anything that isn't teamfighting.
I keep seeing entire teams teamfight jungle camps, refuse to go to the lanes for even a SECOND, claim that "I'm not supposed to attack turrets!" which ends up including defending them, insist on teamfighting when we have no business doing so, making the same goddamn mistakes time and again. And all the while every lane gets pushed and then you have a team full of assassins suddenly forced to defend after all three inhibitors are destroyed when they absolutely cannot do that even under the BEST of circumstances.
Even when we DO manage to get ahead for a microsecond, even when we ace the enemy team, no one presses the advantage. No one goes for any objective, or most of the time even move from over their enemy's corpse, instead running down the respawn timers by flashing their mastery dicks endlessly.
Can you imagine that in most of the games I'm in, regardless of the role and champion, I've destroyed more turrets than the rest of my team combined? That's because literally no one pushes! EVER! Even if their lives literally depended on it, even if the consequences otherwise was the most agonizing and horrific death imaginable, they still would refuse to do it. Everyone insists that only one specific character, one specific role, one specific CHAMPION in this ENTIRE ROSTER OF ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTY TWO FUCKING CHAMPIONS is supposed to, ALLOWED TO push.
And no one can agree on which champion that is. Goddamn fucking amazing.
The game isn't imbalanced. It's more balanced than it ever has been, and it's getting more balanced with every patch. It's all you non-sentient drones out there who base your entire existence AND decisions off of metagame stats, stats that ARE NOT YOURS, BY THE WAY, who compared champion mastery to ATTAINING A COLLEGE FUCKING DEGREE, who name yourselves after LCS champions, who outright ignore EVERY stat that isn't attack damage, who use the exact same fucking tactic and build against every champion, who refuse to adapt or even think for yourself for a nanosecond, who all went Yasuo mid only or feed in astronomical droves, who go as an all assassin team and get collectively clobbered by a single tank, who do nothing but teamfight while every lane is getting pushed, never defending, never pushing, never getting even a SINGLE objective. It's all of you who continue to perpetuate the imbalanced climate and even ENFORCE IT, and even if you lived for fifteen quintillion cycles of this universe doing nothing but playing League, this insight and retrospect will forever be beyond the moon for you.
