How do people not realize Wukong is broken

Unlucky47·Dec 16, 2016·3 votes·3,351 views

We're talking about a fighter who's tankier than most because he only needs black cleaver and yommus to be garunteed to one shot someone with just his ultimate. He's like an easier version of lee sin. You can't avoid his damage, control wards don't work, and he has a free gap closer against anyone that isn't poppy. After slamming his whole 2 inch dick on his e and q keys to delete someone, he just presses r to finish either them or the people around them. Even if you do try to retaliate, he just spams w and walks away without a scratch on him. Seriously how the fuck do people not know how broken this champion is

22 Comments

EedatDec 16, 20165 votes

Checks match history......

Got shit on by a 26/4/12 Wukong last game......

So fucking salty lmao

Unlucky47Dec 16, 20161 votes

its not just that match though. I haven't seen a wukong for months and every single time I see him he destroys lane because he does too much damage without even having items.

5000000000000000Dec 16, 20164 votes

AoE knockup on a champion who can go invisible seems like a bad idea imo

StephenizgodDec 16, 20162 votes

You know there was a study done and it showed that people who use tiny penis insults tend to be incredibly self-conscience about their own size. The study also showed that they tended to respond to comments like mine boasting (lying) about how big they are.

Btw Wukong is only strong if you sit there and let him attack you, he is however a good teamfighter because his ultimate sets up his teammates for a damn near free teamfight win.

Unlucky47Dec 16, 20161 votes

That's my biggest problem is his ability to instantly win a fight without much effort. If his ultimate didn't knock up or if the knock up was shorter or even if he knocked you back it wouldn't be that big of a deal.

and my pecker may be small but its also thin so ha

StephenizgodDec 16, 20162 votes

You need to keep track of where he is and don't group up when he is near. If he only gets 1 or 2 people, it is still possible to turn the fight in your favor. It is the same as Malphite, if you group up and he hits 3 or more people, you are probably going to lose the teamfight, but if you are spread out and predict his engage, you can catch him out and kill him without losing anyone.

You still took my bait >:D

Unlucky47Dec 16, 20161 votes

thanks for the actual advice though. I guess I hate him a little bit less but I dislike any champions whos ult does more damage than I have health

FioraWillCarryDec 16, 20161 votes

Jayce and Leblanc are the worst forms of cancer to exist right now. I don't even know why Jayce is allowed to exist.

Unlucky47Dec 16, 20161 votes

I mean that's true but i'm not talking about jayce and leblanc

FioraWillCarryDec 16, 20161 votes

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I mean that's true but i'm not talking about jayce and leblanc

Wukong is very managable. Jayce and Leblanc aren't. Wukong is waste of a complaint. We need to complain about truly broken shit.

Lmao Get MoonedDec 16, 20161 votes

Because he isnt

VentaceNov 15, 20171 votes

To be fair, with the removal of sight on stealth champions (RIP Pink Ward), his synergy with duskblade gives him an easy 1k+ dmg on a stealth W proc in one hit. Not to mention, he has 440% AD scaling on a high movespeed ult. With little need to build anything apart from armor shred and pen, there's no way to build against him or avoid his damage without an instant cleanse+flash. The only counters would be an extremely thick AOE shield (Chogath + Locket or Karma's Ult Shield) or a Poppy block. There aren't 'actual' counters to him in the sense that he can't be stopped or avoided without these specific things.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoDec 16, 20161 votes

http://na.op.gg/champion/monkeyking/statistics/top

he has a win rate of 50.09% top and 50.54% jungle

far from broken

EschetonDec 16, 20161 votes

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http://na.op.gg/champion/monkeyking/statistics/top

he has a win rate of 50.09% top and 50.54% jungle

far from broken

To be fair though, it´s one of those champs they push on <30 players. Lotta inexperienced players skewing those numbers.

oSEXYPLATYPUSoDec 16, 20161 votes

nope... those are plat and higher games in NA

Unlucky47Dec 16, 20161 votes

what were your thoughts on pre re-work akali

oSEXYPLATYPUSoDec 16, 20161 votes

dont have any. never played her cuz she is either feast or famine ... either you get stupid fed and carry or you feed

Chembaron YamadaJul 23, 20181 votes

Here is the thing, tho: It depends where you get your information from.

Lolalytics LeagueofGraphs

These 2 show Wukong with above 54% winrate in the mid lane. His leader boards (people who mastered Wukong) has a winrate above 60%, that is even higher than the winrate of people who mastered Camille.

KilanostDec 16, 20161 votes

The answer to most top lane woes is DrMundo

GULAG 4 UDec 16, 20161 votes

Wukong is one of the most healthiest champs in the game lol

HvpticJul 23, 20181 votes

Easily top 5 most bused champs in league but riot just turns a blind eye to stuff like this. Maybe if The balancing clowns were to take a look at win rates they'd be able to tell what's op like Quinn for example top 10 wr in 3 positions hmmmmm

GabresolJul 23, 20181 votes

Stealth is the actual issue. Wukong has the same problem as shaco. People just forget that he can use his w. A Wukong that is behind does nothing. A Wukong that snowballs kills teams easily. Okay... Even is he snowballs Shaco only kills one target, so Wkong is even more of a problem in that regard. But most of the times I see a Wukong snowball, it's because I see him se his w and my midlaner walks up to basic attack the clone...