Can people please stop saying Kassadin has a Flash on a 2 second cooldown?

He doesn't. Riftwalk is not Flash, it's his ultimate. He trades away Damage and/or CC for Mobility. If we're going to mindlessly spamming threads on the forums about champions' Ultimate Abilities being strong, could be at least be a bit less single-minded? If we're comparing Ultimates to Summoners, why do we not bring up the fact that Sivir's is an Aura-based Ghost on a ~minute cooldown?

And stop saying 'free'. "X champion gets a free heal every 5 seconds." It's not f*cking free. It's a core part of their kit that consumes a fair amount of their power budget. So much self entitlement on these forums thinking that Riot owes them some big favour just because you have an opinion.