Teemo is garbage, literally.

WolfChases·Jul 31, 2016·3 votes·654 views

Please, I beg you, don't even consider picking Teemo because you are leaving your team 4v5, that champion is a garbage bag that can't do anything.

As a Jungler, I really don't appreciate listening to your endless and desperate pings for help when enemy is literally raping you with cactus cleaving your butt hole apart, shitting in your muzzle, skinning you alive and don't even spending money on boots because he can make them of of your fur for free.

And you know what? If enemy Ekko is 6-1-0 because he clubbed you so hard and made you standing in grave with 1 foot, I can't really help you since you won't be able to contribute anyhow and I'll probably end dying.

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JayHog1992Jul 31, 20164 votes

I know not to trust you if I play with you.

TormentulaJul 31, 20161 votes

A good teemo in higher elo actually knows how to abuse his utility (vision in shrooms) and freeze lane.

Lower elo teemos only know of how to be annoying to their enemy laner, not useful. They don't freeze lane, or cs for that matter, they just focus on kill pressure instead of setting the lane up, denying CS on siege minions with Q, and shrooming the enemy jungle to have constant vision controll and keep their jungler low from the poison, lowering gank potential.

I don't play teemo, but whenever teemo isn't being picked as a troll champ you still gotta have respect for the monster he could be. I'd much rather have a teemo on my team than a quinn, bard, or nami. (To clearify, I just simple don't trust them, bard is a good champ but that moment you get a bad bard he'll single handedly throw the game. Nami just isn't in the best spot and quinn is an adc that doesn't even see play as an adc.. she's the new mord honestly but doesn't do much.)