Counterplay to Camille?

I joke about this in games with Camille a lot, but I legitimately am unsure as to what Camille's counterplay is supposed to be.

I've read several threads on the subject, and the consensus seems to be "Buy Zhonyas or Guardian Angel"... Which, as has been said time and time again on these boards, is not counterplay.

My main issue is with her Hookshot, which is at essentially a 6 second cooldown for the longest and fastest dash in the game (1600... And can go over walls. With a stun attached.) This type of mobility, coupled with her stickiness, needs to be looked at.

My biggest issue is that "Dodge the Hookshot" seems to be another common theme, even though this can simply be used as a gapcloser to get in range for her slow, or her ult... Which truly has no counterplay. "Push her out of the ult" is not an acceptable argument to me, considering there are only a select handful of champions capable of doing this.

Jarvan's ult can at least be flashed out of, and it also traps himself and anyone else inside of it. Camille's actually has no counterplay to it. You're trapped and there's literally nothing you can do about it except pray you're fed enough to kill her.

The champ herself is not necessarily broken. She has a higher than average winrate for people that main her, but she's only moderate on the majority of players. I just find the mobility problem in this game extremely antifun, and Camille is the cherry on top in terms of mobility creep.

Would just like some thoughts on how to deal with Camille, since the only one I can come up with is to stand in the middle of your base (since that's the only place she can't reach with her hookshot).