"I pick Lucian because I like to outplay my enemies with my dashes and my ult" - Lucian main

TeemoXNidalee··9 votes·638 views

No, you pick him because he is an adc that auto wins lane and just faceroll from there onwards with his top tier dps and mobility combined with assassin's level burst.

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23 Comments

DrDiaga5 votes

"I make up quotes to over exaggerate complaints"

TeemoXNidalee1 votes

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"I make up quotes to over exaggerate complaints"

considering it's lucian, I'm not over exaggerating

TSwift Is Sexy1 votes

After reading your post, I would honestly buff Lucian if I were rito.

TeemoXNidalee1 votes

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After reading your post, I would honestly buff Lucian if I were rito.

he would be chuck norris then

YumScrumptious961 votes

Same. I didn't know salt could make sentences that were untrue.

Oleandervine1 votes

This is so true. Same goes for Zed mains too, and any main of an OP champ. It's always "I may have the capability to destroy all 5 enemies at once in a team fight, but I'm squishy, so if they catch me, I die, but it makes me balanced, despite my ludicrous amount of CC and or mobility. I also have cooldowns, that makes me balanced. Yeah. I'm balanced."

YumScrumptious961 votes

Zed doesn't have ludicrous amounts of CC, and he's incredible bad late game. He is sitting at a 49% winrate too.

Woook3r1 votes

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Zed doesn't have ludicrous amounts of CC, and he's incredible bad late game. He is sitting at a 49% winrate too.

this happens when you have a 99% ban rate and then face kayle in every game u dont get banned

YumScrumptious961 votes

Or the other team realizes what sheilds, heals, dashes and CC does when Zed tries to all in.

Woook3r1 votes

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Or the other team realizes what sheilds, heals, dashes and CC does when Zed tries to all in.

What about when he jsut uses his instant waveclear from 900 units away? Whats that like?

YumScrumptious961 votes

You really over exaggerate the word "instant", seriously his Q can't hit all minions, nor will it get close to oneshotting them. I can't believe how many people are this bad that they have to lie about how strong Zed's early game is to make themselves seem skilled.

Woook3r1 votes

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You really over exaggerate the word "instant", seriously his Q can't hit all minions, nor will it get close to oneshotting them. I can't believe how many people are this bad that they have to lie about how strong Zed's early game is to make themselves seem skilled.

ur right. everyone forgot how easy it is to lane aganst zed and so they perma banned him. wow. like mass amnesia.

YumScrumptious961 votes

He's banned lots because hes strong when they're skilled, doesn't mean your exaggerations are true however.

Woook3r1 votes

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He's banned lots because hes strong when they're skilled, doesn't mean your exaggerations are true however.

why isnt draven banned? he is strong when they're skilled.

YumScrumptious961 votes

Because Draven is very weak compared to other adc's like Ezreal or Lucian. Zed isn't weak compared to other AD assassins like Talon. He's the best choice in that category of champion whereas Draven isn't.

Woook3r1 votes

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Because Draven is very weak compared to other adc's like Ezreal or Lucian. Zed isn't weak compared to other AD assassins like Talon. He's the best choice in that category of champion whereas Draven isn't.

how about because draven has counterplay in lane, out of lane, when he is fed, and when he is behind.

YumScrumptious961 votes

Let me guess, you've never heard of Lissandra, Exhaust or Janna?

The Whamboozler1 votes

Um... this is pretty much the only reason most people play their "mains". Because they're absurdly powerful ATM and people only want to play what's OP. The number champs that are viable in the game without playing at a severe disadvantage has never felt lower than it does right now.

Irelia Bot1 votes

Sounds like a similar mentality as to why people cheat in relationships.

The Whamboozler1 votes

not sure what you're going for here. Is this an insult on ME? On those sorts of people? On... cheaters?

USG Failsawce1 votes

Lol I love how everyone in this thread gets a downvote, regardless of their point being in line with or against op's

Pls downvote me too so i can participate xD

DeathBurst1 votes

Lucian is currently too strong and will be nerfed next patch, it's already on PBE. But your complaints are ridiculous... Q+AA doesn't one-shot anynone in mid game.

sit kid1 votes

you have teemo and nidalee in your name

you deserve every bit of this

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