Buff Turrets

Ahri and Elise dive me, I'm Karthus without an R.

I'm at least at 75% health.

They miss:

All CC The aoe spider The orb The W

Elise still kills me in her spider form and takes two hits from turret plus at least one of my Q (single target hit too) and still doesn't die.

Sorry but if the enemy fails so hard to dive me I think they should instantly blow up into a pile of guts instead of being able to still kill me despite missing everything but auto attacks and point and click executes (especially when I have 3/4 of my health). At most Elise had a 1 level advantage if not the same level.

This was around the 10 min mark. Why are assassins surviving 2 turret shots, Kartus E, and KArthus single target Q hit while missing everything but auti-aimed garbage? Before 15 min every single champion in the game should die to 3-4 turret hits period. Otherwise you might as well just disable turrets by default Riot.