I'd like to thank you, Riot

I used to play this game constantly. It was my great love, flaws and all, but it tended to take time away from other things, like work and relationships. My productivity was completely in the can, but ever since you made this game absolute garbage for the sake of the pro scene, I've had absolutely zero motivation to log on. It's been ages since I played an actual League game. Now, I can manage my time much better without it. You've allowed me to become more productive and I don't think it would've been possible if you hadn't made the game so awful this season.

Thank you, Riot. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. Please continue being terrible at balancing, it's proving to be quite healthy for me.