Why do Poppy and Sion hit the ground instead of hitting you directly?

Big Lincoln··1 votes·581 views

have giant weapon, go for a ground pound instead of a direct hit

this is really killing my immersion riot, i don't think you thought this through, i read through Poppy's lore 43 times and I didn't see a single instance of her doing a ground pound so it's not even thematically correct

no wonder they build tank, they're too stupid to use their weapons correctly

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EndlessSorcerer5 votes

Crushing the planet itself is a challenge worthy of their attention.

You aren't.

Big Lincoln2 votes

must be why they die to me so much maybe if they spent less time fighting dirt they'd be actual good champions again

Wind Whistler1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Big Lincoln,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AX25AM50,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-03-21T03:19:46.787+0000)

must be why they die to me so much maybe if they spent less time fighting dirt they'd be actual good champions again

LOOOOOOOOOL. THIS IS JUST. OMG. THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS OF ALL TIME. HOW COULD ANYONE DISLIKE THIS?

Ralanr1 votes

This is my new favorite tank quote.

Dynikus3 votes

they're too stupid to use their weapons correctly

The hammer does most of the work, poppy just swings it

BlackFlux1 votes

immersion Aatrox Mordekaiser Braum Corki [slayer-pantheon-rainbows]

Joseph Gladstone1 votes

this has to be a troll

Big Lincoln1 votes

toxic and reported, good sir

tip

PermabannedGaren1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Big Lincoln,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AX25AM50,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-03-21T02:55:01.884+0000)

no wonder they build tank, they're too stupid to use their weapons correctly

This is actually lore-accurate with Poppy. Poppy is canonically mentally disabled. Ain't she cute?

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