Tahm Kench, the secret to low elo support

Are you tried of hearing your adc complain that you aren't body blocking everything they're being hit by, despite the fact half of the are aoe or otherwise can't be blocked? Does your top lane and/or jg never seem to be a tank?

Well look no further, Tahm is the big man for you

Force your teammates to stop standing in stuff that will kill them, ult into the entire enemy team knowing they wont kill you and just hope your adc doesn't come with you

Tahm Kench, guaranteed* to do everything better than every other champ in league!

So go forth and climb out on bronze 5 and into the glorious bronze 2 that you know you rightly deserve

*Not actual guarantee