LOL
Well in that case, teemo's trap is larger, deals more damage and can place much more. better than cait
Orianna's e's range is larger than veigar's ult, and deals aoe dmg. better than veigar
Nami's e steroid ability has 3 shots instead of 2 and can be placed on allies as well. better than graves.
With your argument style, i can argue that lissandra's w is better than kat's ult, because it roots and deals dmg.
You are forcibly comparing two abilities disregarding its interactions in terms of the entire kit. Even more, you've twisted the descriptions of the abilities so only one aspect of it is compared. Even as sarcasm you're only making a fool of yourself. Here's a quote:
"THE WHOLE IS GREATER THAN THE SUM OF THE PARTS"
For all of you people out there who keeps on trying to twitch your moustaches, holding a magnifying glass in one hand and a scalpel in another, and frowning and squeezing those eyes at champion kits, REMEMBER THIS AND REMEMBER THIS WELL.
Why do you have to put in so much hate to people's hard work in the end? It's really sad.
If you're so good then go ahead and design, model, and script a champion. If you can't then just be silent and appreciate the effort the people really have put into this. Riot Gypsy had to stay up till midnight to fix bugs, not even mentioning other artists and parts of the new champion's group's efforts.
I hope you can learn to acknowledge the wonders of what is given to you, instead of sarcastically making complaints and discouraging others who are trying to spread light.