Sion Mid
For fuck sake Riot, I can't trust you to balance anything correctly, can I? Who the hell thought it would be a good idea to give a melee champion a harass tool that can cover the entire length of the lane? Sion mid is so oppressive that I would rather play against Yasuo, YASUO FOR FUCK SAKE.
You would think that this bullshit champion with insane harass (that literally costs nothing after you get 2 Doran's rings btw) would be easy to kill or some shit to compensate for how godly his poke is, but NOPE. He gets this retarded shield that blocks like 5000 damage, and then if you can't take it out fast enough, it blows up and deals like fucking half your health! The fuck is that?!
Good luck trying to gank him though, his ult lets him run right back to the safety of his tower before you can even get to him, he doesn't even have to waste flash Riot what the fuck?!?!?!?! Oh, what's that? You landed your CC on him and his ult still got him away? THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S CC IMMUNE. RIOT COME ON!!!!
And don't even get me started on his fucking Q. You dodged his E? You go in to try and take advantage of his cooldowns with some harass? Sit down motherfucker, his E isn't the only thing that's bullshit. His Q does 200 damage AT LEVEL ONE and covers LITERALLY the entire fucking lane! HOW DO YOU AVOID THAT?
Now let's say by some miracle you manage to get a kill on him. I know, assuming anyone could kill Mid Sion in the current meta is stupid, but let's say for the sake of argument that you somehow coordinated a gank when his ultra low cooldown escape tool was down and killed him. I hope the 350 gold was worth the kill, because now you have to deal with the best fucking passive in the game. IT'S FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH. He comes back with ALL of his health, gains a shit ton of life steal and damage on his autos, and he gets this massive fucking speedboost that makes it so you can't outrun him! RIOT. HOW DO YOU LET THIS SHIT THROUGH?
I thought Ghostly T Klein was retarded after the last champion release, but this? Fucking fire this idiot designer and hire a new one so we can go back to getting balanced champions. Fucking christ
