I'm so glad for the Akali buff

I was starting to think playing jungle Akali wouldn't be as worth if not for being able to heal 6 HP off of an objective; while at the same time, being able to compare the minuscule amount of damage I do to objectives to all of the other laners on my team. Seriously, the new update is one hell of a fix; it sincerely is probably one of the best measurement tools in the game.

Again, thanks for buffing Akali. Honestly, in the case that she just might possibly, MAYBE not quite be able to do enough damage to kill that Vayne who Q/R'd and did 3/4 of Akali's HP, at least Akali has counter play by spell- wait, hold on. Heh- I almost slipped up. I meant, using her passive on an objective to restore HP- and then proceed to outplay that enemy Vayne. But I get it, since Akali fails to do everything else as an assassin early and later- you just want her to split push. Got it. So everybody just needs to build this:

(The <------ is so that you can turn that 6HP into a total of 8 HP! Literally, fucking game changing.) And my last item is or

How you play her:

Don't do anything with anybody. Don't jump on somebody, use your ult to just run away and play singed. Proxy with thornmail Proxy with Sunfire Run away, because that is what your W is for now. Peel, don't even try to kill somebody. If you want to kill somebody, why are you playing Akali? Are you dumb? Do you need a dumb treat?

Thanks for taking my post seriously, I, like most of the LoL community, care deeply about the game and it's champions. I feel as though all champions should be treated with the dignity and respect that Akali is receiving so that, one day, LoL will be great again. Because you know I'm not THAT MUCH of a piece of shit, if the United States president is Trumpler.