Dammit, Riot! What have you done to Garen!?

I used to think that he was just a "Lol, look at the spiny guy" champion who would every now and then run in and execute you while you're trying to run from your team.

All those threads where people would try to guess who your main is based on your summoner name that I would tell people "No, it's not Garen."

But F@#$, Riot. You found some way to ACTUALLY make me want to play Garen.

His villain mechanic makes me want to just stack up nothing but tank items and just go ham at the first person who looks at my team funny. Just a quick Q and W to E and finish it off with an R from the heavens. It looks so cool and feels so good.

So, thanks Rito. If that is your real name... I hope you're happy with yourselves.