"Jhin, what are you doing?"

Blade of Justic·4/21/2017, 3:22:26 AM·170 votes·5,624 views

Jhin : I'm counting. Jinx : What are you counting? Jhin : Everything. Anything. Sometimes, just one thing many times. Jinx : And how many things do you count? Jhin : 4 Jinx : 4? Specifically? Jhin : Yes. Jinx : Exclusively? Jhin : Yes. Jinx : What's so special about the number 4? Jhin : I'm so glad you asked, Little Blue. Jhin : Four. What a wonderful number. 4 letters in the word 'four'. Jhin : 4 letters in my name. 4 in yours. Jinx : Huh, never noticed that... Jhin: Indeed, 4 is the perfect number for you as well. Jhin : To Self : One, Two, Three, Four. One, Two, Three, Four. Jinx : Personally, I prefer 3. I have 3 weapons and my Rev'd Up passive stacks up to 3 times. Jhin : You have 4 weapons... Jinx : What? Jhin : 4 weapons. Fishbones, Pow-Pow, your electric gun and your Flame Chompers. Jinx : Well... if you count my grenades... Jhin : Oh, I do indeed... Pow-Pow has 6 letters in the name. 6x6=36. 36/4=9. Jinx : And? Jhin : 9 letters in Fishbones. 4 is the connection in your 'Switcheroo!'. Jinx : Okay, but I bet you can't do that again. Jhin : 'Switcheroo!' has 10 letters in it. 10x10=100. 100/4 = 25 Jinx : So? Jhin : You have 3 Flame Chompers that you throw out. After 5 seconds, they explode on their own. Jhin : 4 sits eloquently between 3 and 5. Jinx : What does that have to do with 25? Jhin : 'Rev'd Up' takes 3 stacks to reach maximum power. 25 is a multiple of 5. But take away the 5 and you get 20. Jhin : 20 is a multiple of 4. But there is also 20 letters in your 'Super Mega Death Rocket!'. Jinx : Okay, now you're starting to scare me. Jhin : Even in our champion coding that is used to add our portraits to Riot's Boards have 4 hidden in it. Jinx : But, you're 202 and I'm- oh no. Jhin : You see? I'm 202, you're 222. 20 numerical values apart. Need I remind you the significance of the number 20? Jinx : You're starting to scare Fishbones now. Jhin : Fishbones, a personality in contrast to yours. 2 entities in beautiful conflict. Jhin : 2 is a factor of 4. 2 eyes each, 4 eyes to behold the numerical splendor. Jinx : Okay, you can stop now... Jhin : 4. 4. The number of art. 4 corners and 4 sides to a canvas. They make 8. 4x2 make 8. 2. 2 beings tangoing in this dance of art. Jhin : The artist dances with the canvas and the canvas accepts the artist's design. Jhin : Join me, Little Blue. Join me and, together, we will create something amazing.

1 Hour Later

Jinx : One Jhin : Two Jinx : Three Jhin : Four

Jinx : One Jhin : Two Jinx : Three Jhin : Four

65 Comments

Friendly Ram4/21/2017, 3:36:30 AM124 votes

Annie FIVE

Bottom Laner4/21/2017, 7:23:15 AM33 votes

He's managed to drive a maniac insane. Astounding.

Mech0p4/21/2017, 10:33:37 AM19 votes

You sir have way way to much time on your hands... I couldn't imagine this taking no less than atleast an hour to write maybe even more... But it was some illuminati type stuff

Papa Andrei4/21/2017, 4:38:08 AM13 votes

I feel like that would actually drive people insane xD

Twinity Ferce4/21/2017, 7:37:31 AM12 votes

Holy shit this is art. Your writing perfectly captures Jhin's obsession. I can literally hear his voice reading it out in my head.

Yi Bencheikh4/21/2017, 8:37:37 AM12 votes

why doesn't this post have 4444 upvotes ?

abca984/21/2017, 10:05:00 AM11 votes

I can't upvote the comments because they are already at 4 upvotes.

ImTheSideKick4/21/2017, 5:03:39 AM11 votes

I love four

Ultimate Deadpoo4/21/2017, 5:00:44 AM10 votes

I wish I had an upvote gif, instead I will do the next best thing.

Four

Lyndris4/21/2017, 10:25:26 AM9 votes

Yes, yes, just yes!!

4th Chiming Lamb4/21/2017, 3:38:00 AM9 votes

The GG NO RE version of Jhin fanfics. Take my upvotes, good man!

Lord Galvatron4/21/2017, 3:03:12 PM8 votes

Pretty sure this is how the Joker recruited Harley Quinn.

Ale non è male4/21/2017, 12:47:04 PM7 votes

Forget Rakan and Xayah, Jhin and Jinx is the real stoyrline to follow

(I mentioned 4 champs too, what a beautiful number, 4)

dolphinosplash244/21/2017, 11:04:40 AM7 votes

Huh 40 upvotes shame if I......Upvoted

Otter Fire4/21/2017, 1:15:58 PM6 votes

+1

What about Kogs the Maw? item 3070KogMaw has 4 toes per foot, 4 total fingers, 4 eyes, 4 limbs, passive 4 second count down, 4 seconds of armor/mr shred on q, 4 seconds of aoe slow on E, 40 mana on q,w,r, Ult increases mana per use by 40 mana which caps at 400. too many 4s.

IGotScuttleCrabs4/21/2017, 12:56:23 PM6 votes

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Take the full extent of my rage.

http://imgur.com/ogKE3A1

rtbf2256182414/21/2017, 3:38:15 PM6 votes

I don't think Jinx has the brain or patience to keep a conversation like this going...or care to think about it since i doubt she likes math.

But yes, +1.

DaNinad4/21/2017, 11:18:15 PM6 votes

Mind = blown

There are 4 letters in mind

Rayjay Redfang4/21/2017, 5:41:06 PM5 votes

This needs to be a special interaction.

TakeAGuessNerd4/21/2017, 12:33:54 PM5 votes

Downvoted just to get 40

Melledoneus4/21/2017, 4:12:02 PM5 votes

#Never fourget

RealInt4/21/2017, 5:40:53 PM5 votes

4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

Scien4/21/2017, 9:34:06 PM5 votes

the amount of time probably spent. god tier

KoKoboto4/21/2017, 10:07:22 PM4 votes

Someone NEEEDS to illustrate this or animate it or ANYTHINGGG

Voidzilla4/21/2017, 10:32:05 PM4 votes

This needs to be an interaction in-game when Jhin is laning against Jinx.

WacingTheFind4/21/2017, 9:35:10 PM4 votes

The first part of dialogue had 43 lines, 26 of those belong to Jhin, it should have been 44 lines, 28 for Jhin, because 43 and 26 aren't multiples of four. This means this post didn't reach perfection, and, as a wise man once said:

Jhin: Only perfection is acceptable.

BlackHairedGirl4/21/2017, 11:23:20 PM4 votes

I was reading the boards at school and I literally laughed when I was supposed to be reading.

Worth