"Jhin, what are you doing?"

Blade of Justic··170 votes·5,624 views

Jhin : I'm counting. Jinx : What are you counting? Jhin : Everything. Anything. Sometimes, just one thing many times. Jinx : And how many things do you count? Jhin : 4 Jinx : 4? Specifically? Jhin : Yes. Jinx : Exclusively? Jhin : Yes. Jinx : What's so special about the number 4? Jhin : I'm so glad you asked, Little Blue. Jhin : Four. What a wonderful number. 4 letters in the word 'four'. Jhin : 4 letters in my name. 4 in yours. Jinx : Huh, never noticed that... Jhin: Indeed, 4 is the perfect number for you as well. Jhin : To Self : One, Two, Three, Four. One, Two, Three, Four. Jinx : Personally, I prefer 3. I have 3 weapons and my Rev'd Up passive stacks up to 3 times. Jhin : You have 4 weapons... Jinx : What? Jhin : 4 weapons. Fishbones, Pow-Pow, your electric gun and your Flame Chompers. Jinx : Well... if you count my grenades... Jhin : Oh, I do indeed... Pow-Pow has 6 letters in the name. 6x6=36. 36/4=9. Jinx : And? Jhin : 9 letters in Fishbones. 4 is the connection in your 'Switcheroo!'. Jinx : Okay, but I bet you can't do that again. Jhin : 'Switcheroo!' has 10 letters in it. 10x10=100. 100/4 = 25 Jinx : So? Jhin : You have 3 Flame Chompers that you throw out. After 5 seconds, they explode on their own. Jhin : 4 sits eloquently between 3 and 5. Jinx : What does that have to do with 25? Jhin : 'Rev'd Up' takes 3 stacks to reach maximum power. 25 is a multiple of 5. But take away the 5 and you get 20. Jhin : 20 is a multiple of 4. But there is also 20 letters in your 'Super Mega Death Rocket!'. Jinx : Okay, now you're starting to scare me. Jhin : Even in our champion coding that is used to add our portraits to Riot's Boards have 4 hidden in it. Jinx : But, you're 202 and I'm- oh no. Jhin : You see? I'm 202, you're 222. 20 numerical values apart. Need I remind you the significance of the number 20? Jinx : You're starting to scare Fishbones now. Jhin : Fishbones, a personality in contrast to yours. 2 entities in beautiful conflict. Jhin : 2 is a factor of 4. 2 eyes each, 4 eyes to behold the numerical splendor. Jinx : Okay, you can stop now... Jhin : 4. 4. The number of art. 4 corners and 4 sides to a canvas. They make 8. 4x2 make 8. 2. 2 beings tangoing in this dance of art. Jhin : The artist dances with the canvas and the canvas accepts the artist's design. Jhin : Join me, Little Blue. Join me and, together, we will create something amazing.

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Jinx : One Jhin : Two Jinx : Three Jhin : Four

Jinx : One Jhin : Two Jinx : Three Jhin : Four

65 Comments

Friendly Ram124 votes

Annie FIVE

rtbf2256182419 votes

I can't express how perfect this meme is. I laughed out loud, honestly.

Jeddy0177 votes

1st I upvoted that without looking at the upvotes. Then I thought, "Oh shi-I ruined perfection!" (I assumed it had 4 upvotes) Then I saw I raised it to 12 from 11. I'm glad I didn't ruin perfection.

Theiki Kayle18 votes

Her passive is ready after 4 spells tho....

DuskDaUmbreon11 votes

But it takes FIVE spell casts.

Dat Kat2 votes

that doesn't count. If that was the case, then jhin takes 5 shots aswell.

DeathBot66612 votes

No. It takes 3 bullets for a crit,than the crit shot, which is 4. Annie takes 4 charges, then casts a 5th stun spell.

Narzghal6 votes

But her line is "let's count to five!"

Bottom Laner33 votes

He's managed to drive a maniac insane. Astounding.

Tyto Mors4 votes

i just cant buy it, with shaco maybe, but jinx seems like one who would be to dumb or more likely just "lets just blow everything up" to follow jhins logic.

Edit: 6 is a better number

Mech0p19 votes

You sir have way way to much time on your hands... I couldn't imagine this taking no less than atleast an hour to write maybe even more... But it was some illuminati type stuff

Papa Andrei13 votes

I feel like that would actually drive people insane xD

Twinity Ferce12 votes

Holy shit this is art. Your writing perfectly captures Jhin's obsession. I can literally hear his voice reading it out in my head.

Aeszarck4 votes

[{quoted}](name=Twinity Ferce,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=3AWaEb5P,comment-id=0006,timestamp=2017-04-21T07:37:31.829+0000)

Holy shit this is art. Your writing perfectly captures Jhin's obsession. I can literally hear his voice reading it out in my head.

It captures Jhin's obsession, but doesn't mention Jhin's true reason for liking four.

Yi Bencheikh12 votes

why doesn't this post have 4444 upvotes ?

ImTheSideKick11 votes

I love four

Lyndris4 votes

Triggered add another word

ImTheSideKick4 votes

I truly love four

abca9811 votes

I can't upvote the comments because they are already at 4 upvotes.

Ultimate Deadpoo10 votes

I wish I had an upvote gif, instead I will do the next best thing.

Four

4th Chiming Lamb9 votes

The GG NO RE version of Jhin fanfics. Take my upvotes, good man!

Lyndris9 votes

Yes, yes, just yes!!

rtbf2349624757 votes

Yes, yes, yes, just yes!!!! FTFY

Lyndris5 votes

Five words now though

rtbf2349624755 votes

16 letters superior perfection

Lyndris4 votes

What do you mean with that dreadfully inaccurate suggestion?

find the four here
>><<
rtbf2349624754 votes

Ah, Syllabic Perfection, I too wish to achieve such heights, but alas I settle for less

my inferior four above

Cremepie4 votes

Four Four Lettered Words

Perfection

Lord Galvatron8 votes

Pretty sure this is how the Joker recruited Harley Quinn.

dolphinosplash247 votes

Huh 40 upvotes shame if I......Upvoted

Ale non è male7 votes

Forget Rakan and Xayah, Jhin and Jinx is the real stoyrline to follow

(I mentioned 4 champs too, what a beautiful number, 4)

IGotScuttleCrabs6 votes

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. Take the full extent of my rage.

http://imgur.com/ogKE3A1

Otter Fire6 votes

+1

What about Kogs the Maw? item 3070KogMaw has 4 toes per foot, 4 total fingers, 4 eyes, 4 limbs, passive 4 second count down, 4 seconds of armor/mr shred on q, 4 seconds of aoe slow on E, 40 mana on q,w,r, Ult increases mana per use by 40 mana which caps at 400. too many 4s.

Lyndris5 votes

I believe the yes

rtbf2256182416 votes

I don't think Jinx has the brain or patience to keep a conversation like this going...or care to think about it since i doubt she likes math.

But yes, +1.

DaNinad6 votes

Mind = blown

There are 4 letters in mind

TakeAGuessNerd5 votes

Downvoted just to get 40

Melledoneus5 votes

#Never fourget

RealInt5 votes

4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4

Rayjay Redfang5 votes

This needs to be a special interaction.

Scien5 votes

the amount of time probably spent. god tier

WacingTheFind4 votes

The first part of dialogue had 43 lines, 26 of those belong to Jhin, it should have been 44 lines, 28 for Jhin, because 43 and 26 aren't multiples of four. This means this post didn't reach perfection, and, as a wise man once said:

Jhin: Only perfection is acceptable.

Oleandervine4 votes

[{quoted}](name=Victorious Yasuo,realm=EUW,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=3AWaEb5P,comment-id=001d,timestamp=2017-04-21T21:35:10.639+0000)

The first part of dialogue had 43 lines, 26 of those belong to Jhin, it should have been 44 lines, 28 for Jhin, because 43 and 26 aren't multiples of four. This means this post didn't reach perfection, and, as a wise man once said:

Jhin: Only perfection is acceptable.

If you subtract 26 from 43, you get 17. Then, if take out 7 (4+3) and 8 (2+6), you get 2. If you multiply that by the number of people in the conversation, you get 4. Perfection achieved.

WacingTheFind4 votes

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If you subtract 26 from 43, you get 17. Then, if take out 7 (4+3) and 8 (2+6), you get 2. If you multiply that by the number of people in the conversation, you get 4. Perfection achieved.

I see. However, if you subtract 28 from 44, you will get 16, and 16 is 4^4.

This is perfection.

KoKoboto4 votes

Someone NEEEDS to illustrate this or animate it or ANYTHINGGG

Voidzilla4 votes

This needs to be an interaction in-game when Jhin is laning against Jinx.

BlackHairedGirl4 votes

I was reading the boards at school and I literally laughed when I was supposed to be reading.

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