I hate Vayne

¨Pickle Butt¨

That's the nickname i gave her after despising her for over 4 years, i hate her.

No no no no no she's not OP, she's just broken, she snowballs too hard when she does gets a lead, or is allowed to farm long enough, then she becomes my worst nightmare. Like, seriously, i cry myself to sleep everynight thinking about that time i've got touched inapropriately by her, i hate her.

Sure, i'm only silver, i suck, but so does the other 9 players in my game, which also includes any Vayne i'd consider ''good'' and even when she's bad, i hater her.

Please, don't say ''stun her and she's dead lol ez gg'' that applies to EVERY adc, and Vayne's mobility and invisibility makes her harder to pin down than most other adc. She pushed me in the sandbox when i was a kid and i scratched my knees, i hate her.

You see, the problem is that i can't always trust my teammates, or myself for all it matters, at my level we don't always have the right comp or the right champ to play against a Vayne. Another problem with her is that unlike most other champions that snowballs hard (like Riven or Lee Sin), she doesn't fall down late game. If she's strong, she'll remain strong, and you can't even build tanky against her unlike Riven or Lee Sin. She voted for Trump, i hate her.

I've grown and learned to counter and play against any champions i've once considered cancer, little tricks that made those champions bearable. But not Pickle Butt. She's still a queer, she ate my last bacon strip, i hate her.

tl;dr: Vayne, i hate her.