Hey guys, what are you expecting in the next PBE update?

I expect Riven buffs, Urgot nerfs, Infinity Edge bonus crit damage increased to 300%, scaling armor removed and replaced with a +20 base armor "compensation", Corki passive increased to 25% of AD (gotta prepare for Worlds), Veigar nerfs, Vayne gets scaling armor, all ranged champions get +20 movement speed and 200 range as compensation for squishiness, Yorick gets removed as "Riot was tired of the complaints", IP is gained twice as slowly and RP prices are reduced by 10% to "encourage diversity", next champion is delayed until 6 months from now to free up more time for skins, all lore is changed and League of Legends drops to "E for everyone rating, League of Legends is sold to EA, and I feel like I've proven my point.